1 Onion Chopped
1 clove garlic chopped
1 can chopped tomatoes
1 small potatoes pelled and fine diced (add creamyness and thickening to sauce)
1 can chick peas
1 tsp curry powder(depending on taste)
1 tsp garam masala
Seasoning to taste
1.Sweat off onion and garlic in 2 tbls oil
2.Add curry cook for 2 minutes
3.Add tomatoe and potato dice and simmer for 20 minutes , then mash or blend
4.Add Chickpeas and garam masala and simmer for 10 more minutes
I have to say it was un expectedly revolting . Texture , flavour , wrong on so many levels .Added to which I woke up in the night with shocking stomach cramps(I was dreaming I was having a baby) followed by a dreadfull gastric incident , that had me enthroned in the lav for a good 30 minutes.
The next day I spoke to Ma Beasty and said that curry was terrible.
She said , far too gleafully for my liking
'I know !! it was really , really horrible ,Your father goes green if I mention it, I just wanted to see if you thought the same' and then laughed
This is just petty revenge for the Steamed mushroom pudding incident
(Which I wont go into as it still makes me feel sick)
One Expects better of ones parents :-(
22 comments:
I have many more similar recipes to try if you will.
I will be back to you should my digestive tract need another 'workout' Mr Ticks
Tomatoes and potatoes are never going to work like that. Next time give us your best spam recipe.
Indeed they didnt work Mr B, the chickpeas were just the crowning glory in inedibility.
Spam and a fresh buttered (propper butter mind)roll....what more could you ask.We used to have spam rolls when we went on trips as a kid....they bring back some very happy memories :-)
That's evil. I am so impressed by your Ma.
Its child abuse LBTW, altho I would have trouble making that stick , since I am 46 :-(
Was it a boy or a girl?
This explains why you had exploding hemorrhoids.
Blame it on the Vindaloo. One way to get an enema.
Great way to lose weight though!
It sounds quite OK to me...if a bit lacking in meat. I wonder why it had such an explosive effect? I shall give Mu Tai a ring and see if she can explain... I will ask her to pop by your place later with something to settle your stomach...
MJ have you been drinking....it was chickpeas I dont think they have a sex.
Old Tarf . Welcome . It was a hidious way to lose weight , otherwise dysentry would be a popular aid to dieting.
Mr M . I am bolting the door and hiding under the stairs , god knows what a Miss Mu concoction would do to my tortured intestines.
EEEEEK. Unhand me you latin fiend
***has fit of the vapours***
***collapses in decorous heap***
Damn she's good!
Put it on the menu!
Yo Lippy , did you survive the parental visitation :-)
Frobisher , It wasnt up to you M&S standards :-)
Surely this recipe can't be included in the 'Lose Those Lovehandles Challenge'?
Sounds like ma got the last laugh on you, old son!
I heart your mom!
incedentally, ask the SSA about the 'canned corn' incident. a pure laff riot!!!
MJ . I f you make and eat this I guarentee you wont only lose a love handle , you will probably pass your liver as well :-)
ms Smack . she sure did. One of the pleasures of parenthood apparently
FN . Will it get me shouted at ??
Have you been acting innapropriatly again???
Grab my liver as it passes, why don't you?
You can attach a spigot to it and call out "Open bar!"
Pan fried with bacon and served with heaps of mash and a thick onion gravy
Yum
I thought I commented on this! Did you delete my comment?! Just because I said I so want to meet your mother.
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