Well since MJ has buggered off .Someone has to do it.
Frenzied Nipple tweaking looks fun !
Its been a funny week , every bugger is bad tempered and throwing tantrums.The Beast is an island of calm good humour and says Bollocks to the lot of them :-)
you suppose you could make that picture print a little larger so that the rest of us could enjoy it too? you give it a big buildup like 'frenzied nipple tweaking' and all i can see are two dim figures who seem to be doing the Pony.
Daisy said... awww beasty...not even a little nipple twisting? i promise to kiss it and make it feel better...i am several levels of onery this morning :) Oh go on then Daisy , just a little twist , 7 levels of onnery....are you going to mis behave ??
Anonymous said... Im sorry johty... theres only room for one abusive person on theis page And Mr C has that contract Johnty .... you have been warned you stuck up little cuntt... Well I say...how common
Newforestandy said... calm, controlled? Can this be the same beast? I bet you have been drinking the herbal tea again? Herbal Tea is for Tree huggers and radical vegan Lesbos Mr NFA
Incidentally when are you going to right up the review of the Gay Kama Sutra? Am looking forward to reading your report! I had a bit of an accident with the pop up version MR NFA , so my review is delayed until my eye heals
FirstNations said... you suppose you could make that picture print a little larger so that the rest of us could enjoy it too? you give it a big buildup like 'frenzied nipple tweaking' and all i can see are two dim figures who seem to be doing the Pony.
no i do NOT need bifocals.
As ever Miss FN , your wish is my command , the picture has been enlarged in all its nipple tweaking splendour. Now if you would just adjust your ear trumpet !
beast...just so you know...there were several incidents of your daisy misbehaving this week...but i ended well and actually feel good about this last week...thanks for keeping me going...
Ticks , I imagine you are calm personified, youhave that aura.
Pinky sorry to dissapoint...it was nipple tweaking....I feel so ashamed
Mr M , I am not nippletweaking with you again , your too rough
Miss Smack.....better out than in
MJ , I was only filling in for you , while you had a flounce , its all yours again now.
Hello Piggy and Tazzy , Ma Beasty wasviriting so she made her signature , liver and bacon , served with mash and a thick onion gravy , followed by creme brulee with a chilli crust....yum
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Beast, you are on your way to becoming a Zen master. The next stage is to smile benignly when someone tweaks your nipples.
Any Nipple tweaking will be met with Maximum force Mr GB . The Beast is in no mood for insurgances
awww beasty...not even a little nipple twisting? i promise to kiss it and make it feel better...i am several levels of onery this morning :)
calm, controlled? Can this be the same beast? I bet you have been drinking the herbal tea again?
Incidentally when are you going to right up the review of the Gay Kama Sutra? Am looking forward to reading your report!
you suppose you could make that picture print a little larger so that the rest of us could enjoy it too? you give it a big buildup like 'frenzied nipple tweaking' and all i can see are two dim figures who seem to be doing the Pony.
no i do NOT need bifocals.
Daisy said...
awww beasty...not even a little nipple twisting? i promise to kiss it and make it feel better...i am several levels of onery this morning :)
Oh go on then Daisy , just a little twist ,
7 levels of onnery....are you going to mis behave ??
Anonymous said...
Im sorry johty... theres only room for one abusive person on theis page
And Mr C has that contract Johnty
.... you have been warned you stuck up little cuntt...
Well I say...how common
Newforestandy said...
calm, controlled? Can this be the same beast? I bet you have been drinking the herbal tea again?
Herbal Tea is for Tree huggers and radical vegan Lesbos Mr NFA
Incidentally when are you going to right up the review of the Gay Kama Sutra? Am looking forward to reading your report!
I had a bit of an accident with the pop up version MR NFA , so my review is delayed until my eye heals
FirstNations said...
you suppose you could make that picture print a little larger so that the rest of us could enjoy it too? you give it a big buildup like 'frenzied nipple tweaking' and all i can see are two dim figures who seem to be doing the Pony.
no i do NOT need bifocals.
As ever Miss FN , your wish is my command , the picture has been enlarged in all its nipple tweaking splendour.
Now if you would just adjust your ear trumpet !
I love being calm when all about is mayhem. I come over all smugly-cuddly.
i'm wondering exactly what phrase you entered to find that picture. can't see you typing nipple tweaking.
You are a veritable God Mr B! I assume you will be up for some nipple tweaking this weekend as per our usual Monthly sunday night?
SMOOCH
beast...just so you know...there were several incidents of your daisy misbehaving this week...but i ended well and actually feel good about this last week...thanks for keeping me going...
Sheesh. I come back to find you've buggered off with my book titles.
Okay here's the deal...
You get the books with the lesbos and I get the books with the gayers.
Twist my twist fringe, bitch.
What pudding did you have today, fatso?
Ticks , I imagine you are calm personified, youhave that aura.
Pinky sorry to dissapoint...it was nipple tweaking....I feel so ashamed
Mr M , I am not nippletweaking with you again , your too rough
Miss Smack.....better out than in
MJ , I was only filling in for you , while you had a flounce , its all yours again now.
Hello Piggy and Tazzy , Ma Beasty wasviriting so she made her signature , liver and bacon , served with mash and a thick onion gravy , followed by creme brulee with a chilli crust....yum
Bollix you were filling in for me.
Another couple of days and you'd have nicked my album covers too.
Mistress MJ has a special paddle for bad boys like Beasty.
MJ you didnt see what I had planned for Filthy Friday :-)
I did!
*faints again*
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