I was driving back from Mr C's last sunday , down a lovely tree shaded country lane , when something lurking in amongst the branches let loose the most enormous sloppy turd , straight on my windscreen.The wipers spread it all over the screen ,( like chocolate fudge) and I got a lovely waft of it thru the air con.
It took a good mile for the pouring rain to wash it off!!!! with me gagging all the way.
God alone knows what did it , but it must of been pretty damn big , or eaten way too much .
I smelt like overcooked brussel sprouts with nutty high notes.
Its good to share
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Was it a mammal? I swear ostriches must perch on my truck at night from the size of the mess I encounter each morning.
Hmmm, those country birds live well don't they?
Perhaps a roosting sheep who'd had a curry earlier?
It was me - sorry Mr B - I am only a dog!
Honestly that will teach me to read you blog just after breakfast!
You can't believe how long I was sat in that tree!
Sounds like you may have come across the low flying environmentally friendly New Forest muck spreading air ship that was on a test run in the area.
Sorry for any inconvenience the event may of caused, I have informed the Chief Engineer to ensure he doesn't drop one over any roads in the future.
Hammer , as you can see there seems to be a dispute , it was iether Frobishers wel fed bird ...Mental Mac or a muck spreading zepplin.
I am voting for Mental Mac.....its not like its the first time , good to see your aim is improving tho MM
Could it have come from a low flying airplane?
overcooked brussel sprouts with nutty high notes.
That is actually making me feel hungry.
Ah.
Looks like they've finally managed to genetically modify our livestock to provide the source for buffalo wings.
I shall dig out my waterproof hecky-thump cap (available from Snooks of Bridport in a range of attractive plaids. Am not kidding).
I am back, properly now. The restraining order has been lifted.
whoops. fed my dog some fish scraps with beef fat over. sorry bout that. next time i'll point him eastward before I express his anal glands.
(you think I'm kidding? mom gets ALL the fun jobs.)
Has the soiled underwear arrived yet? It will save anymore dangerous nocturnal washing line raids for a while!!
More fashion ideas for the follically challenged
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You should get that picture framed, thats one of the family that is.
Eddy , good man , go and have a chocolate spread sandwich.
Yasamin......it came from an arse !!!
Aunt Marriane , I bet you look loverley in your cap and stiletto's.
Mental Mac....I am sure ALL the restraining orders havn't expired , I only took one out last week !
FN ...you could sell that to Mu Tai (house special sauce).
Mutley I have responded re the brilliant underwaer on your marvellous blog.
Mentalmac , I dont know what you mean....I have loads of hair (just not on my head).
Old Knudy....it was very dear to me , I just didnt want to let it go
All this about tree crappers just to brag about your air con.
Tick , if I wanted to be really posh I would have called it 'Climate Control'.Equally I could have flicked on the heated screen and cooked the whole sticky malodorous mess and then peeled it off the screen :-)
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