There has been some wild excitement chez Beasty. Early morning phone calls alerting the Beast to run......run like the wind , and buy a certain Sunday paper , open the accompanying magazine and read the article on page 35 !!!!!!!!.
So in a frenzy of anticipation I hot footed it round to Mr Patels little corner shop of horrors , and feverishly thumbed thro the magazine (Well I wasnt gonna buy it till I found out what all the excitement was about) , and found the aforementioned article .It was about swinging couples (now call polymatronomy or some such bollox) .I got to about page three and nearly swallowed my tongue with shock . I must have let out a loud startled 'woof' of suprise as Mr Patel almost dropped the jars of out of date pasta sauce he was trying to hide on the shelves.
I used to work with the chap we shall call George , he was small , very fat , really obnoxious and suffused with oodles of misplaced arrogance , after about 5 years he suddenly popped up with this girlfiend (much to everyones suprise) .
We were all agog to meet her , and were presented with basically George in a dress , she was a sausage stuffer (I kid you not) by trade , small , fat , obnoxious , loud , misplaced arrogance and a hideous over sexualised dress sense into the bargain .We shall call her Julie.
Individually they were shocking enough, as a couple , well.............
At their wedding a friend remarked it was all rather sweet that they found each other and in doing so they at least didnt spoil two families.....Harsh but I have to say fair.
So imagine my surprise when emblazoned , centre spread in the polyswingerswhatevers , were George and Julie , complete with quotes along the lines of
'George was perfectly happy with Julie's string of female lovers but found he had difficulties with the men etc etc'.
Its always a little suprising to find out in graphic details whats been going on behind associates closed doors , but what I found truly shocking is not what they were doing......BUT THAT THEY MANAGED TO FIND ANYONE TO DO IT WITH !!!!!!!
*** the picture above is not George and Julie but just gives you a general idea , in person they are much more shocking *****