Monday, 29 June 2009

SLACKERS

The Beast has had his nose to the grindstone the last few weeks .



In his absence what have you been doing

Eh ?

Eh?

Slacking that's what

Lazing around , picking your noses , scratching your nether regions and pigging out on fat and sugar drenched comestibles dragging yourself up occasionally to half heartedly post or comment.



Its a disgrace.

You have let everyone down

Worst of all let yourselves down

and ruined every ones day

***wags finger at lazy assed bloggers***



I shall be back later in my five minutes spare time to post and comment
You better have had a good think about your behaviour by then or there will be trouble
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE !
****BEAST SNARLS MENACINGLY****

17 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

*flicks bogey at Beast*
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

I think we're the only two people left in the blogosphere.
Sx

KAZ said...

Thankyou Beastie
I am duly dressed down and chastised.

After a period of breast beating I shall devote the rest of my life to good works in the style of Mother Theresa.

Gorilla Bananas said...

You're all bark, Mr Beast. The kind you find on trees.

Tim said...

Yeah, I second this! I was just thinking that everything's gone a bit quiet on the blogs!! You tell 'em!

eroswings said...

I have been called to civic duty--unfortunately, they want me to come back! I'm hoping I'll be released soon.

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
*flicks bogey at Beast*

I think we're the only two people left in the blogosphere.
Sx

Its just like one of them zombie films you love Miss Scarlet . Maybe we are the only ones left

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Thankyou Beastie
I am duly dressed down and chastised.

After a period of breast beating I shall devote the rest of my life to good works in the style of Mother Theresa.

Miss Kaz , you have shown true dedication by posting while on holiday. Therefore beat your breasts no longer (Unless of course its a hobby or something)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
You're all bark, Mr Beast. The kind you find on trees.

Its not bark Mr Bananas , its that ghastly fake tan Mrs P has been touting

BEAST said...

Tim said...
Yeah, I second this! I was just thinking that everything's gone a bit quiet on the blogs!! You tell 'em!

welcome Tim , not that the blighters take the slightest bit of notice

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I have been called to civic duty--unfortunately, they want me to come back! I'm hoping I'll be released soon.

You are exempt then Mr E , I hope you dont get some dreadful filthy friday style case , or maybe thats where Miss MJ has dissapeared to , finally brought to book for her filthy ways :-)

livesbythewoods said...

Bah shaddup, I have been very busy, and there's photographic evidence to prove it, ya chimp!

BEAST said...

Pfffft

Scarlet-Blue said...

*flicks another bogey*
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

I'll have you know I've written my heart out over the last few days and now I am nothing but an empty shell.
Sx

mutleythedog said...

I have been stymied by an errant ISP - namely Virgin. Also I have been serving a short sentence and 'Curly the Cement Block Simpson' hogged the internet to visit the 'Arthur' website...

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet : Well done you , you can now kick back and watch The House of Idiot and regroup .

Mr Mutley . errant Virgins can be very distracting as can grammatical problems , I hope you managed to compose your short sentence and bring the virgin to some sembelance of order
PS: I have no idea what Mr Mutley is talking about I fear he has been at the Lidl's 'quality' gin again.

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