Tuesday, 2 June 2009

BEAST's LUSH VEGETATION































Blogger is being difficult and wont let me put words in between the pictures .
Ma and Pa Beastey have been visiting and we have been decorating and gardening in between sumptuous meals .
In the pictures above there is a not very good shot of the topiary dolphin leaping through a hoop(picture 4) which Miss Scarlet was convinced I was making up , and my newest acquisition a 70's retro solar optic fibre lamp(You can see it lurking to the right of the fun house mirror n glow boob in picture 2)

Regular readers of Infomaniac may be surprised to note the absence of nekkid flabby old men lurking in the shrubbery and interfering with each other on the garden furniture.
This strange phenomena only occurs in Canada , I am reliably informed it has something to do with cheese poisoning

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

you need too zoom more the pictures are shite ... :)

MJ said...

For someone who reeks of explosive diarrhea, you have managed to create a beautiful, tranquil oasis.

Scarlet-Blue said...

I think a pigeon has splattered the funhouse mirror.
Are you okay Mistress MJ?
Sx

Gorilla Bananas said...

I can tell you're a ruthless pruner, Beast. I would have let the whole thing grow into a jungle.

KAZ said...

Your garden is lovely Beast.
The fibre lamp reminds me of my hairstyle - but when it rains the whole think goes flat and limp.
What about yours?

Scarlet-Blue said...

...but where is the dolphin?
Sx

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
you need too zoom more the pictures are shite ... :)
Feck off David Bailey

BEAST said...

MJ said...
For someone who reeks of explosive diarrhea, you have managed to create a beautiful, tranquil oasis.
The dangers of cheap aftershave :-(

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
I think a pigeon has splattered the funhouse mirror.
Are you okay Mistress MJ?
It was probably Miss Mj that splattered the mirror , what with her bowel problems
***HAnds miss MJ a bucket and some wet wipes

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
I can tell you're a ruthless pruner, Beast. I would have let the whole thing grow into a jungle.
One has to master ones plants Mr B
***Snips pruning shears menaceingly ***

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Your garden is lovely Beast.
The fibre lamp reminds me of my hairstyle - but when it rains the whole think goes flat and limp.
What about yours?
I shall report back when it rains Miss Kaz

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
...but where is the dolphin?
***heaves a weary sigh and gives up ***

Leah said...

"interfering with each other" is a brilliant euphemism that I must begin using at once!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Ooh! Nice phormium!

inkspot said...

Sophisticated garden Beast, most Conranesque, your ma and pa didn't raise any tasteless children. And the embiggening clickety pix are great too, you're really coming along. [Pats Beast on head in avuncular fashion.]

But wtf is the story behind that corrugated plastic sheet? It's letting the side down.

BEAST said...

Leah said...
"interfering with each other" is a brilliant euphemism that I must begin using at once!

I was trying not to frighten the readers Miss Leah

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Ooh! Nice phormium!

How very forward of you !

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Sophisticated garden Beast, most Conranesque, your ma and pa didn't raise any tasteless children. And the embiggening clickety pix are great too, you're really coming along. [Pats Beast on head in avuncular fashion.]

But wtf is the story behind that corrugated plastic sheet? It's letting the side down.

I can claim no credit for the design and planting in the garden Inky , that was all contracted to Mr C (Cafe C formerly C landscaping Inc) . Unfortunatley I cannot do anything about the corrugated plastic sheet , thats next doors boat shed that backs onto my garden

mago said...

This is a nice garden. But I must confess that I missed the dolphin.

inkspot said...

Well then Beast, go to the planning office and say look here my good man, this plastic just won't do, it's got to go. Mention my name, that should do it.

eroswings said...

Lovely garden...clearly you're a man who knows his way around a bush!

BEAST said...

mago said...
This is a nice garden. But I must confess that I missed the dolphin
Its hiding in the bamboo Mr Mago....maybe it shy

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Well then Beast, go to the planning office and say look here my good man, this plastic just won't do, it's got to go. Mention my name, that should do it.
I kinda like it , its industrial and nasty . It adds a little soupcon of tackiness to the garden

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Lovely garden...clearly you're a man who knows his way around a bush!
Actually I am a complete numbskull when it comes to gardening . Mr C designed it so I would have to do the bare minimum to keep it looking good . Even so A few things have perished under my tender ministrations :-(

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Mmm, quite the bijou urban gardenette. I love the tropical flora you find in Bournemouth, it's really the Benidorm of the South Coast n'est-ce-pas?

BEAST said...

~Benidorm is a litle harsh...Tossa Del Mar prehaps

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