Monday, 22 June 2009

PECULIAR ERECTIONS


The Beast has been busy working his fingers to the bone , and is rather upset to discover while he has been slaving away to buy fresh supplies of miracle grow that the feckless plants have siezed their chance to indulge in a frenzy of horticultural lust .
There are phallic protuberences thrusting from every bed , the sap is a' pumping and engorged stamens are a' throbbing , curb crawling bees are queueing round the block to part the lush moist petals and slip inside.
**** a fevered Beast lays down in a darkened room and wonders if he needs a long holiday****


12 comments:

MJ said...

**** a fevered Beast lays down in a darkened room and wonders if he needs a long holiday****

Or just a good shag.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Ha Ha Ha!!! Thank you MJ.
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

I've forgotten what I was going to say now.
Sx

eroswings said...

Those F*cking Plants! Looks like they're ready for summer lovin.

Lovely Garden fotos! Very vibrant!

KAZ said...

Don't put the Viagra in the plant food Beastie.
Save it for yourself.

BEAST said...

MJ . It doesnt have to be good !

Miss Scarlet . Dont you be laughing or I will trample on your beavers.

Mr E . Its a hotbed of heady passion out there . I am almost embarrassed to do the weeding .

Miss Kaz . Something has gone them all going . Maybe its my aftershave

eroswings said...

Just put on some protection and you'll be fine! Wear your gloves in the garden of love!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Have you been eaten by a triffid?
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

Have you got an orange bush?
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

Am I on my own here?
When is MJ coming home?
There is a strange empty echo...
Sx

BEAST said...

Sssshhhh Miss Scarlet , there are people trying to sleep
***snuggles up to Miss MJ under pile of old newspapers***

Scarlet-Blue said...

*Bang, crash, wallop*
Sx

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