Friday, 5 June 2009

SINGLES NITE


It's that time of the month again , yes my proud young beauties it's Cafe C Singles Nite.
Pictured left are the pick of the local 'talent' , and you have to admit they scrub up well after a hard day at the pig farm *.
Get a few 'Screaming Orgasms' down these luscious lovelies throats and the evening is sure to go with a bang!**.
*Cafe C is air conditioned for your comfort ,so you will hardly notice the smell
**I have it on good authority that those two on the left shag on a first date

15 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Has the one in the ginger wig had the operation?

Scarlet-Blue said...

Are you the one in the ginger wig?
Sx

KAZ said...

An unforgiveable lack of slap on all but the middle one.
No wonder they're still single.

MJ said...

It's that time of the month again




I have an extra box of Tampax if you need them.

MJ said...

The frumpy one on the far left is obviously Miss Frobisher.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Miss Frobisher looks very refined. I think she could be a model for M&S.
Sx

Frobisher said...

Move over Twiggy! those tights have given me a nasty case of "jock itch"!

MJ said...

OMG

*passes out from the shock of Miss Frobisher in the flesh*

*rallies round briefly to tell her to adjust her wig hat next time there's a photo opp*

BEAST said...

Are you all mad !
its obvious these are real Dorset Beauties , true a couple of them need a fresh HRT patch to keep that stubble at bay , and I think the ginger one may be Mr Mutleys whip thin friend Giles on an evening out . But Frobisher claiming the genteel lady on the left is him.....how ridiculous , he's obviously been at the gin again

Frobisher said...

what wig?

eroswings said...

OMG! The Spice Girls are reuniting and this is their comeback concert!

MJ said...

So frumpy.

Miss Frobisher can't even be bothered with her lippy anymore.

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
what wig?
What wig indeed Mr Frobisher , as ever Frobi hits at the heart of the problem

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
OMG! The Spice Girls are reuniting and this is their comeback concert!
Ha Ha Ha , and they chose Cafe C....an honour indeed

BEAST said...

MJ said...
So frumpy.
Your not that bad Miss Mj
Miss Frobisher can't even be bothered with her lippy anymore.
Maybe Miss F feels you cant improve perfection !

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