It has happened to us all at one time or another
Dorset Poof's Night at Cafe C started so well.
Frobisher was on dazzling form , exercising his razor like whit and sophisticated banter as he flitted sinuously amongst the merry throng , serving drinks and tasty nibbles .
He leaped at the opportunity of showing off his superb coordination and finely honed athletic physique during the punishing games of Twister with the New Forest Lesbians.
All agreed his presentation of Bona Bingo was poetry in motion.
But inevitably his uncontrolled quaffing of the Cafe C legendary 'Screaming Orgasm' punch began to take its toll
By the 8th glass the urge to dress as Bette Davis became unbearable , by the 15th glass inhibitions had flown out the window and only base desires remained.
For the protection of Beastbites more delicate readers , We shall draw a veil over the 'goings on' in the latter part of the evening.........
As the cold and unforgiving winter dawn broke over Dorchesters finest dinning establishment , a desperately hungover Frobisher starts awake to face whatever unsuitable liaison youthful enthusiasm and binge drinking has led him to this time
30 comments:
your blog is good good good......
Why thank you :-)
a frightening prospect indeed!
"flitted sinuously amongst the merry throng"
I'm very tired... I read this as fitted sinuously about in a merry thong
I'm probably spot on though...
Sx
Isn't that a form of sandal, my dear?
Daisy said...
a frightening prospect indeed!
A timely reminder of The twin evils of binge dinking and cross dressing Miss Daisy
I believe it is Mr Bass... Is there any other form?
Sx
scarlet-blue said...
"flitted sinuously amongst the merry throng"
I'm very tired... I read this as fitted sinuously about in a merry thong
I'm probably spot on though...
Miss ScarletMaybe it was those 'Fucking Criminal' sports briefs Mr Frobisher claims to carry in his MANBAG
Can Bass 1 said...
Isn't that a form of sandal, my dear?
Only if your a ghastly colonial (heaven forbid) Can Bass 1 :-)
scarlet-blue said...
I believe it is Mr Bass... Is there any other form?
Miss Scarlet I thought you meant the other kind of thong
The arse cheek revealing kind
***shudders***
Did Frobisher have sex with a microwaved watermelon? I thought that was his party trick par excellence.
Superheat is a serious risk with microwaved items. Insertion of bodily protuberances should only be performed in the presence of experts.
Poor Frobisher, his Bette Davis eyes failed him, but that happens when one has a few too many drinks.
Was it naked twister?
Oh dear, yet another victim of 'Screaming Orgasm'. The limp bodies are starting to pile high.
Gorilla Bananas said...
Did Frobisher have sex with a microwaved watermelon? I thought that was his party trick par excellence.
I doubt that is on the menu Mr B , I shall check the specials board
inkspot said...
Superheat is a serious risk with microwaved items. Insertion of bodily protuberances should only be performed in the presence of experts.
We bow to the voice of experience inky
eroswings said...
Poor Frobisher, his Bette Davis eyes failed him, but that happens when one has a few too many drinks.
Beer goggles have been the downfall of many Mr E
MJ said...
Was it naked twister?
Gosh I do hope not Miss MJ
Tickersoid said...
Oh dear, yet another victim of 'Screaming Orgasm'. The limp bodies are starting to pile high.
You bring back the whole toe curling horror of it Mr T
Why am I so rarely invited to these parties? Is it because I so rarely remember to send "thanks for the lovely time" cards?
Pearl
Tasty nibbles or nipples?
Did Frobi remember to bring along his manbag?
Erm... I forgot to mention this on your previous post Beasty... but in the pic of your man-bag, I can see coffee rings on the work-top, next to the window....? Off topic I know.. but I am concerned....
Sx
I am only sorry I arrived late - or indeed arrived at all. Its all rather shocking for a delicate soul like me...
Pearl said...
Why am I so rarely invited to these parties? Is it because I so rarely remember to send "thanks for the lovely time" cards?
Pearl
I wasnt invited iether pearl , but thats because of my disgraceful behaviour :-(
CyberPete said...
Tasty nibbles or nipples?
Did Frobi remember to bring along his manbag?
Who knows Cyberp , we will have to quiz him
scarlet-blue said...
Erm... I forgot to mention this on your previous post Beasty... but in the pic of your man-bag, I can see coffee rings on the work-top, next to the window....? Off topic I know.. but I am concerned....
Miss Scarlet , they are rings from cans of dog food , the only way to get them out of the wooden top is to sand it down....and I cant be arsed ...laziness is its own reward
mutleythedog said...
I am only sorry I arrived late - or indeed arrived at all. Its all rather shocking for a delicate soul like me...
Was it even shocking by Bridport standards....blimey
The night was a huge success! I am now a something of a celebrity in Dorchester! Bona Bingo was brilliant, the only problem was I couldn't read the blue balls properly in the dim light - but I managed to wing it. Was that you I saw wandering up and down outside in a mackintosh and a pink Fedora hat peering in?????
(ps - thats one of the best pictures of MrC that I've ever seen)
Sounds like it may have been Mr Mutley . I was slouching on my sofa in Bournemouth , watching telly. Next time I will lend you my wind up torch
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