Last night was Brits Music Award night....Yippeee.The show was opened by irritating and squeaky Mika.His opening set was like watching Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder set to music. He squeaked , he minced and I for one would like to slap the blighter until he stops.
The Rest of the show was ok , hosted by the entire Osbourne Family , altho dissapiontingly Ozzy was only shambling about for about two minutes , fluffing his lines and looking in totally the wrong direction....
THATS WHAT WE CAME TO SEE , ther should have been more of it.One of the highlights was Amy Winehouse's 'released from rehab' performances both as a guest slot in Mark Ronsons set and doing her own thing. The girl just has presence , from the improbably large and messy beehive , to the impossibly stick thin legs that look like they could snap at any moment , the 'I want to go to the toilet RIGHT NOW' dancing, to the fantastically rich and quirky voice
Undoutabley as Mr Gaskins has stated , she looks like she smells of piss , but the girl is a star . There were other performances the most notable were Rihana and the klaxons, Kylie and Leona Lewis. Mark Ronson did a great set and bizzarely won the Solo Male award even tho he arranges and produces rather than sings
My biggest bugbear about the whole thing , was wheeling out Paul McCartney for the closing set...... the man is 900 years old and as boring as hell , I know he has had a lot of simpering press coverage because he married old hoppity , but he is hardly relevant musically these days , and hasn't been for years.
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I hate McCartney a lot. He's up their with Gelfoff and Bono
I would like to see the Beast squeak and mince as I slap him with a halibut.
Paul McCartney has had bad luck ever since he called David Blaine a cunt. The karmic forces conspire against humans who indulge in such outbursts. Learn from his misfortunes, Mr Beast.
Rob , hes even less relevant in my book.
MJ . The only mince you will get chez Beasty is in the shepperds pie.
Mr Bananas. I feel justice is on my side . Macka attempted to inflict his warblings upon me therefore expressing my opinion is valid. If he stays quiet so will I :-)
Luckily I didnt watch any of it!
Incidentally when are you releasing your single.... Lovin' under the Pier?..... I am sure we can help with a video for it!
I think Amy Winehouse is the strangest thing I've ever seen, she was very entertaining when pissed up at the isle of wight festival and being held up by Mick (older than noah) Jagger whilst trying to accompany him in a song... I was right at the front, and either her or Mick DID smell of wee.
amy winehouse sounds good, but that whole face piercing freaks me out.
Mr NFA . You obviously dont remember the wild adulation when I performed at the New Forest Car Boot Ball. Even the Forest Lesbians were throwing there sensible knickers on the stage.
Mr Gaskers . It could have been iether of them really, or maybe Charlie Watts comode had overflowed
Pinky. She is a complete skank, but what a performer
Aw, poor Mika. He can't help it. It's his schtick.
As to Mr McCartney, totally agree. There are more interesting wrinkly old fools to dust off and allow out. Like the Stones. All you need to do is add another layer of wax and should be fine. The hard part is stopping Keef from picking his nose with the knobs on the end of the guitar.
Here's to wrinkly ole fucks who don't know they're past it.
Noshit , talking of wrinkly ole fucks , did you see the Grammies.
Tina Turner ....nuff said
Over excitable octogenarians are seldom attractive
i have never been a fan of mr. paul...i never saw what other women crooned about and couldn't stand linda...the beatles mania was lost on me...ozzy had his day but now its just kind of sad, i mean really i just want to put him in a wheelchair and point him to a sunset...but i would have loved seeing amy winehouse...now that is entertaining...never know what you are going to get with that one!
the big news here was all about how he was going to 'snub' his ex by dedicating his song to Linda...OH MY GOD I AM STUNNED AND SHOCKED PLEASE CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG???????
*yawn*
Macca died years ago. Occasionally, his mouldering corpse is wheeled out and electrified, giving the impression that he still lives.
I think that I'm pretty much done with Award Shows now. Even the Oscars, the Mother of all Award Shows, just doesn't have the same appeal..meh.
I think that it's because we know too much, WAY TOO MUCH, about celebrities nowadays...and anybody can be a celebrity now..you can be famous for being famous.
That's really dumb!
I can't stand watching Pop Icons age because they look like sh*t and it means that I'm getting old.
That sucks.
Daisy said...
i have never been a fan of mr. paul...i never saw what other women crooned about and couldn't stand linda...the beatles mania was lost on me...ozzy had his day but now its just kind of sad, i mean really i just want to put him in a wheelchair and point him to a sunset...but i would have loved seeing amy winehouse...now that is entertaining...never know what you are going to get with that one!
Daisy this time we were treated to 'good amy' , raw crackling talent. Good to see her back on form
FirstNations said...
the big news here was all about how he was going to 'snub' his ex by dedicating his song to Linda...OH MY GOD I AM STUNNED AND SHOCKED PLEASE CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG???????
*yawn*
I bet she doesnt give a shite as she hops off with a 90 million divorce settlement. I have never forgiven Linda for her vile veggie burgers
Inexplicable DeVice said...
Macca died years ago. Occasionally, his mouldering corpse is wheeled out and electrified, giving the impression that he still lives.
IVD . I cant argue with you on that point , the impression wasnt very good :-)
Homey said...
I think that I'm pretty much done with Award Shows now. Even the Oscars, the Mother of all Award Shows, just doesn't have the same appeal..meh.
I think that it's because we know too much, WAY TOO MUCH, about celebrities nowadays...and anybody can be a celebrity now..you can be famous for being famous.
That's really dumb!
I can't stand watching Pop Icons age because they look like sh*t and it means that I'm getting old.
That sucks.
Welcome Homey , I am not sure that the nature of celebrity has changed that much , read the greek classics its littered with attention seeking non entities. Helen of Troys only claim to fame is she used to get her hooters out when she found herself in an embarrasing situation.....and of course made it 100 times worse ....the Britney or pammy of her age
Well then, if it was good enough for Helen, then who am I to argue with revealing a full frontal charm offensive. It has obviously stood the test of Time.
Bet Old Man Winehouse really really wishes that he had paid for those ballet lessons now - the point being that with enough ballet training you can move well even when obviously stoned!
Homey - you seemed to have aged suddenly.....does this sort of thing happen often.
Lippy I cant imagine Amy doing ballet can you , that beehive would get in the way
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