Saturday, 9 February 2008

THE BEAST BOWS TO POPULAR DEMAND


After repeated requests from our colonial cousin Miss MJ I have relented and taken a picture of my ass .
The ass is called Halibut and lives a quiet life in the gardens of the Beasts Lair , being shy and retiring by nature he hopes his new found internet fame will not lead to hordes of fans hounding him daily for a hoof print. Who would have thought miss MJ was a nature lover






Not only a nature lover, Miss MJ also has a lively interest in meditaranean food , why else would she be begging for a photograph of my 'kebab'.
Well here it is you canuck minx a fine peace of meat for you to feast your eyes on

30 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Your ass sure is butt ugly, Beast! But I bet Miss MJ would like a bite of your kebab!

Daisy said...

i think you have the request a bit off...perhaps i can correct it...it isn't a picture of an animal however animalistic behavior is expected at times...oh come on beast...you can do it...for the halibut...
and the kebab well isn't a food source to be chewed, bit and ingested...however it is that special extension which likes to be licked and swallowed...does that help?

MJ said...

I'll leave more than a hoof print on your arse and I'll rotate your kebab if you don't send me the real thing.

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Your ass sure is butt ugly, Beast! But I bet Miss MJ would like a bite of your kebab!
Butt Ugly and evil tempered Mr Bananas , Miss MJ looks the type of girl who enjoys a bit of meat, I agree

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i think you have the request a bit off...perhaps i can correct it...it isn't a picture of an animal however animalistic behavior is expected at times...oh come on beast...you can do it...for the halibut...
and the kebab well isn't a food source to be chewed, bit and ingested...however it is that special extension which likes to be licked and swallowed...does that help?

Daisy , I sometime think girls speak in another language. If Miss MJ doesnt chew her food properly she will get indigestion

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I'll leave more than a hoof print on your arse and I'll rotate your kebab if you don't send me the real thing.
Miss Mj , the kebab will go off in the post you giddy goose.... honestly ....women !

Daisy said...

i keep forgetting that men need
"hands on" instruction...should i pop over beast and show you?

BEAST said...

The Beast can be a difficult student Miss Daisy , how will you maintain dicipline ?

Daisy said...

i always use a velvet glove and a good tongue licking (or lashing i get the two confused sometimes :)

MJ said...

Beast: Take THIS!

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i always use a velvet glove and a good tongue licking (or lashing i get the two confused sometimes :)
A whip and a chair might be more appropriate Miss Daisy ! , its all in the name , its BEAST not POODLE :-)

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Beast: Take THIS!

MJ Ha Ha Ha , thats a classic , I also loved the world champ boxing comback against a schoolgirl :-)

Daisy said...

Oh my dear beast...i have found when dealing with a beast a velvet glove often puts them off kilter a bit because they can take a beating...and are not use to the gentler touch...

btw if i thought you were a poodle a slap to the nose would have been my response...

MJ said...

Daisy's right.

What you need is a good tongue lashing.

BEAST said...

Daisy....well that told me , I shall go and skulk in the corner and glower/growl menaceinly.(yes I know I cant spell grrrrrrrr)

MJ, I want one of those! , it would be so cool to whip it out out to clean my computer screen at work

MJ said...

You could conceal it in your trousers until the right moment came for whipping it out.

BEAST said...

there is no room in my trousers what with my kebab n all

MJ said...

This just in...

I have something in my possession that will be of interest to all your readers.

I'll drop by in the middle of the night to let them in on the gossip.

In the meantime, my lips are sealed.

*maniacal laff!*

BEAST said...

oh i say

Hammer said...

I was thinking that kebab was a fried pig genitalia but then I remembered that those are corkscrew shaped.

FirstNations said...

I'm late to the dance and I don't care. far too much silly behavior going on.

*withdraws in a dignified manner*

MJ said...

ATTENTION BEASTLINESS READERS:

Don't be misled by the bogus ass Beast posted here.

Instead, visit my blog (Monday's posting) where you'll see a genuine photo of Beast's arse, sent to me by my secret source.

Beast at work said...

Hammer said...
I was thinking that kebab was a fried pig genitalia but then I remembered that those are corkscrew shaped.

one is best advised not to enquire too deeply as to the provenance of this turkish delicacy , you may be in for a nasty fright

Beast at work said...

FirstNations said...
I'm late to the dance and I don't care. far too much silly behavior going on.

*withdraws in a dignified manner*


Spioled by the fact your skirt was caught up in your knickers at the back :-)

Beast at work said...

MJ said...
ATTENTION BEASTLINESS READERS:

Don't be misled by the bogus ass Beast posted here.

Instead, visit my blog (Monday's posting) where you'll see a genuine photo of Beast's arse, sent to me by my secret source.

You may well ask Miss MJ why your secret source was taking surepticious pics of my ass.....pervert

MJ said...

I can only ASSume you paid said secret source to take the photos for reasons unfathomable to me.

*notes five foot long stream of toilet tissue trailing from FN's shoe*

FirstNations said...

HA ON YOU. I wasn't wearing knickers.


or no wait-

*stumbles off shaking foot vigorously*

BEAST said...

HA ON YOU TOO , I am not wearing knickers iether.

***waves commando ass at FN and MJ***

MJ said...

Send Commando Arse photos!

BEAST said...

No shan't

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