Beast is taking a short blogging break .
No particular reason , just brain not in gear at present.
So behave yourselves and I will be back shortly
Reading between the lines...the Beast has been converted by a Jehovah's Witness.
YAY at last hes got blogger block.lol
I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO BEHAVE MYSELF! HMMMF
Are you doing squats to improve the tone of your buttocks?
it will take more than squats to improve that butt...
they call them 'squat-thrusts' here.i like america.
Mr Bananas . They have tried , lurking about , poking there tattered copies of the watchtower thru my letterbox. I am afraid that a god that bans me from having birthday and christmas presents is barking up the wrong tree with the Beast.Anon/Mr C. Any more out of you and my glorious blogging return will be 'Rum , Bum and Step Aerobics....Mr C.The True Story' Daisy . I didnt say you had to behave well !MJ . How can you improve on perfectionMr C . I understand your bottom is marked on some ordenance survey maps as a small hillock.Miss FN . Thrusting is my middle name
more like a pleasure park dear!
Mr C ....the chanel Tunnel experience ???
Well I think its just an excuse to spend more time lurking under the pier!
I fear his grumbling prostate has flared up again!*dr bear snaps on a latex glove*
Let's all give Beasty a sloppy wet Valentine's kiss.Come back soon you big tit.
lol full diveing out fitt.... with diveing tanks...... going down anyone...
Oh for crissake! Well I'm too drunk to drive home so I'll just sit here and finish this bottle...got any chips?
Mr NF Andy , since the Boscombe area has been gentrified , I am no longer welcome under the pier :-(Mr Frobisher . I had my grumbling prostate foceably removed a few years back. It now lives an independent life. It has adopted an improbable scottish accent, sports a ginger wig and is living in Barnsley under an assumed name .Miss MJ . I have shaved my tongue and applied your favourite Lard lip gloss . The Beast is puckered up and ready.Anon/Mr C . Its no good trying to make subliminal suggestions , I will not be dressing up in rubber ,maskand flippers to satisfy your Jaques Cousteau fantasies....your as bad as MJ.Your Lordship . Very sensible. Driving under the influence only leads to unscheduled bladder relieving stops in isolated roadside rest sites . Only to become entangled with the resident 'dogging' fraternity . Before you know it your on the front page of the local rag under the headline 'Pervy Peer's Drunken Roadside Orgy Horror'
My lips are chapped as a result of you nicking my lard lip gloss.Your prostate somehow found its way onto my blog for Filthy Friday. It's "puckered up and ready" as you say.
I have received the invitation to visit from HMPand shall be there on wednesday. I have the magazines apart from "Big Jugs Three" and "Asian Babes and Grannies" both of which were sold out. I shall bring the cold cream and the cock ring but the invite permission slip says that I am not allowed to bring in a cock ring. Hope you are keeping your head down and that you do not annoy the Screws like last time..
MJ said... My lips are chapped as a result of you nicking my lard lip gloss. Try rubbing a finger round the engine compartement of your car and then applying to the lips Miss MJ , certain 'rough types' will find it very attractive and we all know how much you favour 'rough trade' Your prostate somehow found its way onto my blog for Filthy Friday. It's "puckered up and ready" as is it still grumbling?
mutleythedog said... I have received the invitation to visit from HMPand shall be there on wednesday. I have the magazines apart from "Big Jugs Three" and "Asian Babes and Grannies" both of which were sold out. I shall bring the cold cream and the cock ring but the invite permission slip says that I am not allowed to bring in a cock ring. Hope you are keeping your head down and that you do not annoy the Screws like last time.. Another beaurocratic mix up Mr M , I am actually in the Her Majesties Secret Service , not prison , the nubile asian babes / grannies and cock rings etc where the list of job benefits , not a request , must have sent them too you by mistake , as I listed you as a character reference on my application form
LICK! come back soon x
No one asked my permission!
I have a stray prostate gland here that showed up on my step in need of a good meal and a soak in the flea-bath....anyone missing a prostate? anyone? *dodges snapping jaws*
I seem to have misplaced an ovary.I won't be needing it anyway.
Well that is Good News Mr B! Tell me have you ever rubbed your scrotum with Wintergreen Cream?
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