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Its all over for another year . Beast is tired , bloated , hung over and broke.
Was it all worth it.?????
Oh Yes !
I hope you all had a good christmas(I did ) and have the News Years Eve of your choice planned.
Personally I dont like New Years Eve , I dont know why , but the jolity seems a bit too forced ...Everywhere is over subscribed and over priced , packed solid with people , grimly 'having fun' .
I am not going to go out and get drunk and 'enjoy' meself This year.......
Having said this ,No doubt Beast will be found dancing about in Bournemouth square , drunk as a skunk with me underpants on me head.
My problem is.......I am easily led :-(
32 comments:
FIRST I'M YAY
So how did you manage to get a picture of your bum? And since when did you start bleaching your hair?
Beasty got a new phone with a camera for Christmas :-)
Blondes have more fun
Apparently
I'm the same about new years, I hate the crowds and they hate me puking on them.
beast that is what i got too...and am having a grand time with my new toy!!!!
i hate new years eve too but for a different reason...it was the night my father died 8 years ago...never been the same for me since...
Yeh here here, I agree w/you completely. Although I am going to a partay which will be rockin. BUT instead of some smoky club, it's at a friends' house so I'm rapt about that!
Hope you have a great time :)
Hammer said...
I'm the same about new years, I hate the crowds and they hate me puking on them.
Passes Hammer a bucket
MJ said...
That's some hairy arse.
Have you concidered waxing MJ.... or platting could be very decorative. I have to go and register AGAIN at the poofs , when I have the energy
Daisy said...
beast that is what i got too...and am having a grand time with my new toy!!!!
i hate new years eve too but for a different reason...it was the night my father died 8 years ago...never been the same for me since...
Awwww sorry to hear that about your dad Daisy , I bet thats a bit of a bitter sweet reminder everyyear .
The new phone is great , this one has a flash , so I can now photograph my ass when drunk , whatever the lighting conditions.... never accept a text from the Beast after 9 pm :-)
Ms Smack said...
Yeh here here, I agree w/you completely. Although I am going to a partay which will be rockin. BUT instead of some smoky club, it's at a friends' house so I'm rapt about that!
Hope you have a great time :)
YAY houseparty , I hope you have a good time. Do you have a party peace Miss Smack
*** Imagines Miss Smacks Party Pace
*** Has cold shower****
:-)
That's weird...I always loose my underpants on New Year's Eve too! Merry Christmas!
JENNY ! how you been hun ?
Merry Xmas to you too :-)
I can believe a cultured young lady like yourself would mislay ya skimpies.....
beast i have got to send you my number...lol...would die laughing at a text...:) oh i mean i am sure you have a very very fine ass my dear...hehe...
i have gotten to the stage of remembering my papa and his special ways and a good friend of mine from london helps me get through every year (thanks hitch)
Daisy said...
beast i have got to send you my number...lol...would die laughing at a text...:) oh i mean i am sure you have a very very fine ass my dear...hehe...
i have gotten to the stage of remembering my papa and his special ways and a good friend of mine from london helps me get through every year (thanks hitch)
My Ass is a site of natural beauty :-)
I remember my grandparents , I get to situations that I know would have made one of them laugh and they are right there with me :-) , I get the feeling sometimes they are floating around out there , popping by from time to time :-)
beast i have often felt the same about my father...lingering and enjoying certain aspects of my life...there are some people i wish i could have introduced to him just to see them get on...
Daisy said...
beast i have often felt the same about my father...lingering and enjoying certain aspects of my life...there are some people i wish i could have introduced to him just to see them get on...
Daisy its something I try and not think about too much , altho I get the feeling on certain occaions they are there.
I try not to think about it becuase , I get a bit freaked if I start thinking they might be floating about watchin me when I was on the toilet or something.... there might be a whole audience sitting on the edge of the bath , awarding points for artistic merit and technical ability.
See now I will be constipated for a week...he he
I'm being v boring and old for New Year's Eve and going out for a MEAL ...eeep ! At the pub down the road so we can walk home!
Have a good one , I'm sure you will!
Iam still angling for an invite for New years - otherwise I shall be down the needlepark...
Lippy , its warming up to be lonely pizza for one at this end
Mr Mutley we can share a bottle of meths down the needle park if you like
beast it is not just when you are "dropping the kids off at the pool"...i bet they are watching when you masturbate as well...
oh i am so bad today!!!!
hahah daisy
Daisy said...
beast it is not just when you are "dropping the kids off at the pool"...i bet they are watching when you masturbate as well...
oh i am so bad today!!!!
Darn it Daisy , does this mean I have to put on more of a show ?
Ms Smack said...
hahah daisy
You may laugh Ms Smack ....
Was that you masturbating Mr Beast? I wondered as the whole swimming class swore it was Mr Evans and he went to jail...
what is life without a good show of it...give it a go beast you may even surprise yourself ;)
i shall be glad to have a quiet new years for a change. no strange men accosting me and molesting me this year. YAY!!! wait - for me that's a good thing, for others, not so much.
mutleythedog said...
Was that you masturbating Mr Beast? I wondered as the whole swimming class swore it was Mr Evans and he went to jail...
Mr M, Iam sure it was a terrible mistake , Mr evans got a bit confused when asked to demonstrate the 'Back Stroke'
Daisy said...
what is life without a good show of it...give it a go beast you may even surprise yourself ;)
doesglow in the dark paint stain the sheets????
Pink Drama said...
i shall be glad to have a quiet new years for a change. no strange men accosting me and molesting me this year. YAY!!! wait - for me that's a good thing, for others, not so much.
have the Spice Girls taught us nothing ????
In the age of girl power and equality..... YOU are empowered to accost and molest at will
or
You ould just stay in with a nice cup of cocoa :-)
i don't know about glow in the dark but that chocolate body paint tends to be a bitch to clean...
I've done your bidding over at T&P's as requested.
Daisy said...
i don't know about glow in the dark but that chocolate body paint tends to be a bitch to clean...
I have two words for you Daisy
RUBBER SHEETS
:-)
MJ said...
I've done your bidding over at T&P's as requested.
MJ , ta. You are a princess and no mistake. It turns out you cant get a poofs password if you have a Hotmail account
Harumph
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