Saturday, 15 December 2007

CHRISTMAS PUDDING



Christmas is coming and Beast is getting fat !

Its iether feast of famine chez Beasty.....and this year its feast.

For no obvious reason I am feeling rather chipper , I was struck down with another blasted cold earlier in the week , a real runny , sneezy , messy horror . I went into hibernation mode for a couple of days , stuffed meself till I nearly burst , watched lots of crap telly and generally dossed about. Now I feel totally energised , annoyingly optimistic and raring to go.

So its on with me lucky pants (thats underpants for our US cousins) , a splash of Brut and Beast will be puckered up and lurking under a bunch of mistletoe near you :-)

21 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Aren't you supposed to be fat AFTER Christmas? You may have peaked to early, Beast.

BEAST said...

I am taking a long run at it this year Mr B.If you going to do something.....do it properly

Daisy said...

i just lit the fireplace for a s'more...isn't that sad? my god when will the insanity end?...

in case you don't know what a s'more is...you roast a marshmallow..put it on top of a piece of chocolate and squash it between two graham crackers...they call them s'more's because you always want some more...no really that is why...

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i just lit the fireplace for a s'more...isn't that sad? my god when will the insanity end?...

in case you don't know what a s'more is...you roast a marshmallow..put it on top of a piece of chocolate and squash it between two graham crackers...they call them s'more's because you always want some more...no really that is why...

Have you concidered toasting the majestic crumpet while you have the fireplaceready to go...now theres a hot snack that will stick to your ribs

MJ said...

Was it the man flu?

What's so lucky about your pants?

Show us yer knickers.

FirstNations said...

That last presented a completely different mental image to me than what you had intended, I bet. :)

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Was it the man flu?
How we men suffer MJ

What's so lucky about your pants?

Show us yer knickers.


You only get to see them , if they are hanging off your chandeliers MJ :-)

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
That last presented a completely different mental image to me than what you had intended, I bet. :)
Did I mention I would be doing a handstand Miss FN

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

You might have more success under the mistletoe without the pants, even though they are "lucky." It seems to have worked for me, anyway.

mutleythedog said...

I shall be right over -I have 48 cans of 'Special Brew' as requested...

BEAST said...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...
You might have more success under the mistletoe without the pants, even though they are "lucky." It seems to have worked for me, anyway.

Some things are best kept under wraps until its too late

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I shall be right over -I have 48 cans of 'Special Brew' as requested...

Great Mr M , I have the pickled eggs and the 'Dance like Pans People' instructional CD.....lets partyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lippy said...

I'm going to have to do the big Christmas food shop tomorrow - we have no food in the house!! This is just heading to be a disaster!!

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
I'm going to have to do the big Christmas food shop tomorrow - we have no food in the house!! This is just heading to be a disaster!!

Go at 3 am Lippy , I just went to Tesco's ......its bedlam in there...

FirstNations said...

the madness
the madness


it's all too much.

lucky pants, puckered handstands...

*drops to floor in a heap of petticoats*

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
the madness
the madness


it's all too much.

lucky pants, puckered handstands...

*drops to floor in a heap of petticoats*


Oh lord , Miss FN has a attack of the vapours , someone pick her up and arrange her decorativly on the chaise longue , where that heaving bosom cant have someones eye out

MJ said...

I've arrived with the smelling salts.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I've arrived with the smelling salts.

Thank god your here miss MJ , what have you got planned for the pre xmas 'Filthy Friday'
eh?
eh?

mutleythedog said...

Pans People were great - wasn't there one called Babs? oh and one called Cherie - was she Cherie Blair? I hope not...

MJ said...

Pre-Xmas 'Filthy Friday'?

I'd been planning just another run-of-the-mill filthy foto but now the pressure's on!

The Hitch said...

Bad Mr Beast
Your personal trainer will be angry. Try eating greens like Mr Bananas, he may fart a lot , but he is trim

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