Do you remember the post about my scary late night encounters with the tranvestite clown on a bike???.
If anyone thought I was making it up, Mr C had a recent siting (which he will probably now deny.....well becuase thats how Mr C is).
Well one area left unexplored at the time was HOT CLOWN SEX
I have been doing a bit of internet investigating , as basically I know what lazy bastards you all are.
For your delectation and delight I have a selection of available and in some cases down right desperate raunchy red nosed totty from the Clown sex cruising sites
First up we have Marcelle , gagging for it , but has difficulty comunicating with people
Scaramouche.Is getting a bit bored with 'Self Love' . Looking for someone to fill her trousers with custard
Hooters , a saucy minx , whos ready willing and able to honk anyones horn!
The Amazing Manko..... lists his interests as falling over , making hilarious things with balloons and 'Fish Suppers'
Manko could obviously give Captain Birdseye a run for his money
Oooooh Matron , our Goldie loves nothing better than a bit of steamy role play with groups of dwarves , a pantomime horse, Hilarious cream pie and of course her speciality a laugh a minute custard enemas.
A convincing arguement for going private
Boffo , descibes himself as a sensetive soul , interested in 'juggling' , car maintenance , big flappy shoes , long unicyle rides in the country and what he euphemistically describes as 'Performing in the Ring'
Billy Smarts Big Top was never like this !
Well , Clowns are just so funny (NOT!)I hope this has adequately covered this topic and we can now all move swiftly on
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