Wednesday, 2 June 2010

JUST A QUICKIE

The Beast is without a laptop at present or 'Sans PC' for those with ghastly european tendencies .Stabbing away at my Iphone with big old sausage fingers just does not do it for me .
So
You will just have to amuse yourselves till I pry my laptop back from Mr C's avaricious grasp , him having banjaxed his own laptop in an unpleasant pineapple related incident(Dont ask , it could put you off of fruit salad for life)

15 comments:

Scarlet Blue said...

Goodness, did he get his cocktail twizzle stick stuck in the keys?
Sx

mago said...

Pecking away on a telephone? Sorry to hear that.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Never mind being without a laptop, I'm absolutely flabberghasted that you have an iPhone! You weren't pressured into it by Apple-Boy Tim, were you?

MJ said...

I told you not to leave the fruit bowl out in the open.

Fine. I’ll tell you what you’re missing.

Miss Scarlet’s 2nd blogoversary and CyberPete winning a new boyfriend.

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
Goodness, did he get his cocktail twizzle stick stuck in the keys?

Are you alluding to something vile Miss Scarlet....shame on you

BEAST said...

mago said...
Pecking away on a telephone? Sorry to hear that.

Its what one is reduced to Mr Mago....Oh how the mighty have fallen

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Never mind being without a laptop, I'm absolutely flabberghasted that you have an iPhone! You weren't pressured into it by Apple-Boy Tim, were you?

I love my Iphone Mr I , I even find myself strangely drawn to Starbucks to sit in Iphone heaven and post on Facebook.....it must be Tims fault

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I told you not to leave the fruit bowl out in the open.

Fine. I’ll tell you what you’re missing.

Miss Scarlet’s 2nd blogoversary and CyberPete winning a new boyfriend
I am with you in spirit Miss MJ , sadly due to the rating of your blog , it is blcoked from work so I cant visit till I get my laptop back :-(

MJ said...

Today you're missing Michael Guy's arse.

Which you're probably not interested in anyway but it seems to be delighting the others.

eroswings said...

Good luck with getting your laptop back so you can cruise the internet at your leisure.


Beware the iPhone! It's a tiny Transformer in disguise that goes through your stuff while you sleep!

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Today you're missing Michael Guy's arse.

Which you're probably not interested in anyway but it seems to be delighting the others.

Unless Mr Guys Ass is going to iether
a) Give me money
b)Cook me a meal
c)Clean my house and do my washing
d)Sing me a selection of Celine Dions greatest hits
You are perfectly correct in assuming its interest index is pretty low :-)

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Good luck with getting your laptop back so you can cruise the internet at your leisure.
I will take it by force at the weekend

Beware the iPhone! It's a tiny Transformer in disguise that goes through your stuff while you sleep!

I shall conveniently leave the dyson and the ironing board out and hopefully it will do something useful

Scarlet Blue said...

Michael Guy's arse is very tidy!
Seriously, it looks like it knows what to do with a Dyson crevice attachment.
Sx

mago said...

"Mighty Beast" - sounds good.

MJ said...

When you are able to click on my blog, you will see that Michael Guy's arse also does laundry.

I trust you intend to enter the Mr. Nude Infomaniac pageant?

The post will be up all next week so you have no excuses.

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