Monday, 14 June 2010

SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE 2






Miss MJ patron saint of saggy nekkid old men , incontinence and "aromatic" cake has been cruelly forced from our lives.

Where else will I discover tea bagging isn't just getting aerobic with ones afternoon tea , or the wisdom of giving your slice of cake a quick sniff and inspecting the icing for butt prints before digging in.
In short dear reader Miss MJ has enriched all our lives and shown us things that we would never usually have seen ( and frankly on some occasions , ignorance really can be bliss).
So get your sorry butts over to Mr Eroswings who is taking on corporate America and championing Miss MJ's cause.

Hands off Miss MJ fat cat Mr Google , she may be a smutty old bag , but she is OUR smutty old bag AND WE WANT HER SCRUBBED AND SENT TO OUR ROOM
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19 comments:

xl said...

1st!

It's just not the same thrill as yelling that at MJ's though.

I am lost.

63mago said...

Yer not lost brother XL!

That's the spirit, Beast!

(What happened to "Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune 1"?)

Scarlet Blue said...

SHE'S BACK!!!!!!
...and I'm not talking about me...
Sx

BEAST said...

xl said...
1st!

It's just not the same thrill as yelling that at MJ's though.

I am lost.

Awww , and now you are found , apparently she is back :-)

BEAST said...

63mago said...
Yer not lost brother XL!

That's the spirit, Beast!

(What happened to "Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune 1"?)

Slings and Arrows of whatever 1 is somewhere back in my archive , I cant remember what it was about , probably getting sacked from Cafe C (AGAIN)

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
SHE'S BACK!!!!!!
Oh No
...and I'm not talking about me...
But your back too :-) and I will no doubt be in trouble for posting a beaver gag , Miss MJ is very touchy about her beaver :-(

Inexplicable DeVice said...

No, MJ just likes to touch her beaver.

eroswings said...

While her comments have yet to reappear on our blogs (and hers), having Infomaniac back is a big victory for all of us who pulled together and spread the word and took action to restore Infomaniac.

Thank you, everyone! I'd did not think I'd be ever so thrilled at the return of nekkid old people!

xl said...

"now you are found"

Praise be, Pastor Beast!

63mago said...

Choirboys ...

BEAST said...

Mr I , even an evil tempered brute like Miss MJ's beaver needs some attention.
Mr E , and I am sure the nekkid old people are pleased to see you as well.
Mr xl. It's a miracle and no mistake.
Mr Mago. An escaped band of Miss MJ's houseboys more like.

MJ said...

she may be a smutty old bag , but she is OUR smutty old bag

That may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I'm back I'm back!!!

THANK YOU, BITCHES!

Did someone mention my beaver?

*dirty looks around room*

MJ said...

I left a comment here earlier. Where is it? My comments have disappeared off my own blog too.

Scarlet Blue said...

Your comment vanished from my blog too... I know that you'd left one because I'd ticked the 'email comments' box.
Sx

BEAST said...

Good Morning Miss Mj and Miss Scarlet , there was a comment here a couple of hours ago , it has vapourised :-( , you are like the will - o- the wisp

MJ said...

What I SAID was...

she may be a smutty old bag , but she is OUR smutty old bag

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Beast.

BEAST said...

See I can be nice sometimes :-)

moreidlethoughts said...

OK...so MJ fades in and out. She'll survive.

I know you love Kaz so perhaps you'd pop over to my place and leave her a little something? Ta. you're a sweetie. (I'm sure MJ has already told you that.)
MJ can leave something, too. If she can!

moreidlethoughts said...

OK...so MJ fades in and out. She'll survive.

I know you love Kaz so perhaps you'd pop over to my place and leave her a little something? Ta. you're a sweetie. (I'm sure MJ has already told you that.)
MJ can leave something, too. If she can!

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