Monday, 21 June 2010

GOING GA GA




-Do you know I haven't got a clue what to post about.I could waffle on about the Cafe C weekend shenanigans .
James got a groin strain dirty dancing with 25 Drunken young women inexplicably dressed as Lady Ga Ga.(the ladies not James...he was dressed as Dame Judy Dench as usual , he has not got the legs for it but will he listen to reason)
Mr C burnt my lovingly prepared tapas canapes ( I say lovingly prepared....I opened the box and placed them on a lightly greased tray for god sake ).
Frobisher was festering at the sink as another act had been booked instead of Mavis , I could hear him muttering about rubbish singing and huffing at the jokes as he moodily slung the washing up about in the sink . Mr C sneaked in the kitchen and warily eyeing Frobisher said loudly
"I can smell something BITTER"
and then ran off before he was decapitated by a plate

The lovely Miss Marsh was guesting at the bar , but luckily no underpants when missing this time. There are rumours of ghastly gastric incidents following her culinary experiments , which have resulted in furtive flushings of said begrimed undergarments , or maybe she steals them and spends her Sunday evenings dancing sound with them on her head....sniffing , they do strange things in Basingstoke.

Then again I could just sit here
And do nothing
Harumph!
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22 comments:

Princess said...

Just another manic monday then...

I just hate it when someone burns my tappas...

Scarlet Blue said...

You inhabit a magical world, Mr Beastie...
Sx

moreidlethoughts said...

The helpful Miss Scarlet has just popped over to my place to do the link for you. (make of it what you will, you single-minded ones!)

eroswings said...

Lucky James to have his groin pulled in the company of 25 young women!

BEAST said...

Princess said...
Just another manic monday then...

I just hate it when someone burns my tappas...

Indeed Princess , one of lifes little lumps :-(

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
You inhabit a magical world, Mr Beastie...

It is a charmed life Miss Scarlet , apart from the washing up :-(

BEAST said...

moreidlethoughts said...
The helpful Miss Scarlet has just popped over to my place to do the link for you. (make of it what you will, you single-minded ones!)

Miss Scarlet is an angel Miss M

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Lucky James to have his groin pulled in the company of 25 young women!

It was ridiculous behaviour for a man in his condition Mr E , whatever next Mavis doing somersaults and the splits(Heaven forbid)

Inexplicable DeVice said...

For one horrifying moment I thought that pic was of Frobisher dressed as Ga Ga!

BEAST said...

He was banned on health and safety grounds Mr I , we couldn't risk a wig inferno in the kitchen

63mago said...

Mr. Bean?

BEAST said...

How rude I look nothing like Mr Bean

xl said...

I have trouble keeping up with all this trendy stuff!

MJ said...

Thankfully I'm away from this madhouse for the summer.

MJ said...

Watch this space to see how I disappear.

BEAST said...

Miss MJ .Blimey your right the direct comment from your blogger ID dissapeared overnight as you stated it would......spooky
The pretend MJ minus the baggy tights has stayed tho :-).
This could be great as you can leave vile rude comments on peoples blogs and when they come to show their friends in a fit a rightious indignation , you would have dissapeared with no trace
Old Knudsen would love this concept of guerilla commenting

BEAST said...

What is interesting Miss MJ is that the post says it has 17 comments , but there are only 15 here , so your mising comments still register on the total

ayem8y said...

“I was sent here by MJ from Infomaniac.”

Please tell me that the Lady Ga Ga's aren't multiplying again. You rip off her head and two sprout from her gushing guts.

I hate when that happens.

Anonymous said...

Eroswings
It was a pleasure me having my groin pulled in the company of 25 women ................. I suggest you try it sometime - I'm sure you'd enjoy it!!
J

BEAST said...

Ayem8y: James selflessly threw himself at the GaGa's , and is consequently a broken man :-(

Ah James it's you , finally out of the hospital , showing us your poker face :-(

63mago said...

Hello Mr. Beast, I just want to ask - you are participating in the joint efforts to restore the lost comments? Please do not see this as any kind of insult or something - I really just want to know. Thank you.

BEAST said...

Mr Mago , my home braodband is not working at the moment , and I only dare risk a couple of comments from work or I will get spotted :-(
I shall join the throng as soon as I am back online(Who knows)/and at home(Sunday)

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