Monday, 7 June 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAFE C

-Cafe C has been open for two years this week . Once the wild exclamations of fuck me ! why havnt we been closed down??? And the hysterical laughter ( hysterical sobbing on the part of my bank manager) calmed down we got down to the serious business of planning a party.
And what a party it was! An eclectic bill of acts was kicked off with a blissfully short burst of Tranaoke followed by our very own Mavis . Mavis was soon joined on stage by the indescribable Jodie Farce ( look her up on utube) . I was perplexed on how best to describe Miss Farce , I think the phrases " enthusiastic " and " over excited" probably best describe it . MEmories are long and traditions deep rooted in a county town like Dorchester , had Miss Farce performed like this 200 years ago , she would have been dragged from this place and burnt at the stake for demonic possession , Not wanting to risk a throwback Mavis had to storm the stage after three numbers and throw the harpy off , and still the baying crown till our headliner Candy Slag took control. the evening entertainment was rounded into the wee small hours by the dulcet tones of Jack Daniels .
what of our favourite kitchen tyrant and proprietor Mr C...... Bizarrely he drank water all night and didn't shout once. Had I not been up to my neck in steaming pannini and dirty glasses I think I would have been a little freaked out by this.
Sunday was spent cleaning up (me and James) and lounging on the sofa like a super annuated Joan Collins , demanding drinks and food at regular intervals(Mr C ). Finally I got home on Sunday evening to play with my Ipad .
What gentle reader did you get up to ???







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20 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Congratulations to Cafe C and all who sail in her! It sounds like a splendid night was had by (nearly) all. And a splendid recovery the following day by al- Oh. Hang on. Maybe just the one.

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Congratulations to Cafe C and all who sail in her! It sounds like a splendid night was had by (nearly) all. And a splendid recovery the following day by al- Oh. Hang on. Maybe just the one.

It was marvellous Mr I :-)

Scarlet Blue said...

Congratulations!
So now that you've been together two years my question is this: when are you going to make an honest glove of the love mitten?
Sx

MJ said...

Congratulations Cafe C!

I particularly enjoyed this bit of verse from one of Jodie's tunes...

No desire to go to the pub and the drink with the lads

No desire to fart and belch, drop my pants and light my farts

No desire to be like the rest with a shaved head

Unlike all those guys I do care who now I have gotta shave my legs

BEAST said...

Miss scarlet : Sadly Lloyd savaged the love mitten and it had to be disposed of :-(
Miss MJ : Jodie certainly has a way with words but sadly can't hold a tune in a bucket :-((

BEAST said...

Miss scarlet : Sadly Lloyd savaged the love mitten and it had to be disposed of :-(
Miss MJ : Jodie certainly has a way with words but sadly can't hold a tune in a bucket :-((

BEAST said...

On reflection belching , draw dropping and fart lighting could have markedly improved her act.....bless

xl said...

"Posted using BlogPress from my Ifad"

Tres chic!

mago said...

Congratulations - its an adventure! Best wishes to the fearless voygers! What is an iFad? This apple-man Jobs seemingly develops another toy any other week ...

eroswings said...

Congratulations to the captain and crew of Cafe C! Cheers for many more years of good food, good company, and good fun!

Glad to hear the party was a success! And that no trannies were harmed/burned in the making of this two year anniversary party. All that make up and stuffing on them would probably cause a small nuclear explosion if they caught on fire, blowing Dorchester off the map.

MJ said...

I am surprised a diva like Mavis would share the stage with another artiste.

MJ said...

You and Miss Jodie have a lot in common.

You're both lesbians, for example.

BEAST said...

xl said...
"Posted using BlogPress from my Ifad"

Tres chic!

I love it :-)

BEAST said...

mago said...
Congratulations - its an adventure! Best wishes to the fearless voygers! What is an iFad? This apple-man Jobs seemingly develops another toy any other week ...

I changed the generated literal from Ipad to Ifad......just becuase I could :-)

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Congratulations to the captain and crew of Cafe C! Cheers for many more years of good food, good company, and good fun!

Glad to hear the party was a success! And that no trannies were harmed/burned in the making of this two year anniversary party. All that make up and stuffing on them would probably cause a small nuclear explosion if they caught on fire, blowing Dorchester off the map.

I agree it could all get very messy Mr E , the molten lipgloss slick alone could be worse than the problems you are experiencing ofthe south coast at the moment

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I am surprised a diva like Mavis would share the stage with another artiste.

There was that frisson of danger there Miss MJ , any moment wigs could be flying



You and Miss Jodie have a lot in common.

You're both lesbians, for example.
Seperated at birth , anyone could see that :-)

MJ said...

My blog was mysteriously removed overnight.

What's worse is that my Gmail account says "account temporarily disabled" so I can't get into my Gmail either to correspond with any of you.

BEAST said...

Oh no . That happened to mine once . It re appeared after a couple of days . Missing you already :-(

MJ said...

:-(

BEAST said...

No more Filthy Fridays :-((

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