Beast is back.
Two punishing weeks of normal job plus back to back parties and 'events' at Cafe C are now finished.
It has to be said , it all went remarkabley well . Myself and Mr C worked liked a well oiled * machine in the kitchen.
So hopefully I will be blogging again by this evening
*For those of you Imagining Myself and Mr C performing our punishing kitchen duties wearing nothing but thongs , chip fat and a smile .Its your lucky day , Photo's on request at a modest fee from
Cafe-C-Hotoiled-Manmeat@Hotmale.Co.Uk
Go On you know you want to !
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28 comments:
I've just visited Hotmale.co.uk, so this is what you do with your spare time? It's a disgrace. No wonder you need a love mitten.
Vx
Oh how I laugh at the concept of spare time Miss Cream .
The Beast Works , Works and sleeps
Is 'Vermillion Cream' Miss Scarlet's twin sister?
No one wants to see your greasy manmeat, Beastie.
Oops!
Hello MJ, I have been sent here to keep Mr Beastie in order. And no, we do not want to see his greasy man-meat squeezed indecently into a tight fitting crochet posing pouch.
This is the sort of thing I am here to prevent.
I've heard about the bananas.
Vx
There must be someone out there that does Miss MJ
Miss Cream ,
a tamed beast is no Beast at all .
It gets very hot in the kitchen , one has to ventilate
Miss Cream: Will you please tell Miss Scarlet that we miss her and give her our best?
A stealth, undercover operation must go into effect immediately to infiltrate Casa Beastie and remove all his posing pouches.
Especially the Lurex purple one.
Beast: Can't you get a couple of boys to fan your overheated bottom with a giant ostrich plume?
Thank you MJ, I shall pass on your message to Miss Scarlet. It's very good to see that you've escaped from rehab.
I believe that we will need oxygen masks to break into Casa Beastie, otherwise we will be overwhelmed by the stench of used and rotting fruit. He also does bad things with onions and pretends he's making marmalade. I have amassed a huge dossier on his seedy activities; his array of lurex posing pouches is just the tip of the iceberg and he also has a collection of dubious magazines stacked high underneath his bed. They are very sticky. Don't get me started on his merkin fetish...
Vx
You are all barking mad
***reclines in chaise to read a verse of ovid or two**
The Beast's Lair is a haven of cleanliness and culture
**waits for perfumed nyphms to gambol past**
And how dare you insult the oniony perfection that is the talk of Dorchester's fine dining gliteratti
MISS CREAM: As if THAT isn't enough, he's going on about his ovaries now!
I'd've thought for Easter parties the Cafe would've had employees dressed up as bunnies.
MJ said...
MISS CREAM: As if THAT isn't enough, he's going on about his ovaries now!
Thats O V I D , Roman Poet and master of the elegiac couplet you dozy trollop
eroswings said...
I'd've thought for Easter parties the Cafe would've had employees dressed up as bunnies.
That would be rather hot Mr E , and I think Mr C is aiming for sophistication rather than Disney.....but I will make the suggestion
What VIDeO did you say you're watching?
MAMOUTH HOOTERS ...THE NEXT CHAPTER
I didn't know they had a Hooters in Monmouth.
***just gives up and agrees with the Canadian loony***
Oh Yes Miss MJ , its the biggest in Europe
Told you so.
*flounces off contentedly*
Hahahah
You called MJ a dozy trollop.
Kaz......well there are limits
What's all this about greasy man-meat and ovaries. What has Wales got to do with all this? I'm very confused...
Sx
Do you think Miss Cream is cuter than me?
Sx
Do I LOOK like I'm laughing, Kaz?
Miss Scarlet: Beast's ovaries are acting up again.
Tsk. I will proscribe some Evening Primrose oil and waft some lavender under his nose, but I don't think it's really his ovaries. I think he's been lacing his corsets too tightly again..
Sx
Scarlet-Blue said...
What's all this about greasy man-meat and ovaries. What has Wales got to do with all this? I'm very confused...
Its all that singing Miss Scarlet...causes no end of troubleDo you think Miss Cream is cuter than me?
How could that be possible Miss S
MJ said...
Do I LOOK like I'm laughing, Kaz?
Yes ! so it must be trapped windMiss Scarlet: Beast's ovaries are acting up again.
They are RADA trained you know....you should see their Hamlet !
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