Friday, 10 April 2009

THE CLEAN TEAM


Many have called The Beast an old scrubber , and with good reason .As we all know the Beast is a black belt at cleaning but now I have met a true master .


The new recruit at cafe C , is a little old polish woman who speaks not a word of English , but boy can she clean .

The Beast has found his Yoda.
I apologise for my patchy blogging attendance of the last week but as its easter holidays ,Cafe C is spectacularly busy.So in addition to my day job I am helping out in the kitchens as required ,While it gives me ample chance to study at the sink of the master I will be partly AWOL for a while longer.
I shall leave you with a worrying thought .
Is is wrong to find the waft of bleach sexy ????




20 comments:

Leah said...

Over from Miss MJ's, as I haven't been by in awhile--it is not wrong to find the smell of bleach sexy, it only indicates that you are having an unwitting Pavlovian response! We won't blame the victim...

MJ said...

Is is wrong to find the waft of bleach sexy ????

It is wrong not to RSVP to my party.

I hope you will be very happy alone with your cleaning products and your Love Mitten.

Good day.

CyberPete said...

Yesterday I found myself on all fours arse in the air scrubbing my kitchen floor because I spilled guacamole all over the floor.

It was oddly sexy.

Scarlet-Blue said...

;o)
Sx

Hammer said...

My Belly button smells of bleach and I don't find it at all arousing.

eroswings said...

Does your Yoda expect you to carry her piggyback as you run through the jungle?

Well, there are worse smells than bleach. Bleach means it's sanitized!

Scarlet-Blue said...

I quite like the whiff of Milton...
Anyhow, MJ sent me.
Sx

Ponita in Real Life said...

MJ sent me too.

I find the smell of bleach takes me back to my days of swimming in a pool... and having my hair turn a lovely (but only to my mum) shade of pale green... ew.

BEAST said...

Leah . Thank you , my early life showed such promise....how did I come to this :-)

Miss MJ . Sorry sweetcheeks , but basically doing two Jobs these couple of weeks , so barely got the time to do anything :-(

Pete . Have you got a little french maids outfit ??

Miss Scarlet. And you can stop smirking young lady

Mr Hammer . Stop poking about in it , its not natural.

Mr Eros .I can try , altho she may hit me .

Miss Scarlet . I am sure your a chanel number 5 girl really .

Ponita . There is nothing quite like the smell of feet and bleach from a swimming pool , I remember a few green haired girls as well ...very pre punk

The Old Tarf said...

So Your Yoda is Polish????

Or is that all made up and Your Yoda is polish ( like in Pledge).

BEAST said...

Tarf . She hails from Poland . Are we all happy now :-)

CyberPete said...

You wish mate.

You'll never see that.

The Old Tarf said...

Yes, Beast we are happy now!

Mr Coppens said...

If that's wrong then I don't want to be right!
Bleachiness is next to godliness.

By my calculations Germophobia has allowed me to live an extra ten years...so far.

BEAST said...

If You carry on like this Mr Coppens , you will soon be old enough to appear in one of MJ's flabby old men Filthy Friday picture posts

UBERMOUTH said...

deeepends where the scent of bleac is wafting from obviously.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

You need that bleach, love.

Just make sure you sit in it long enough to have the correct effect.

BEAST said...

UBERMOUTH said...
deeepends where the scent of bleac is wafting from obviously.

BEHIND THE KNEES MISS UBER :-)

BEAST said...

Piggy and Tazzy said...
You need that bleach, love.

Just make sure you sit in it long enough to have the correct effect.

Bleach is the way forward P&T....are you still dabbing TCP on your piles...its soooo last year

MJ said...

That's no Polish cleaning lady.

That's Little Steven!

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