Tuesday, 28 April 2009

WHAT HAS THE BEAST BEEN DOING



Working

1 day off in three weeks

If I am lucky its been only 8 hours a day .Many days its been 12 to 14 hours.

My boss really could not understand my lack of enthusiasm to spend my one day off this week disaster recovery testing. After painstakingly explaining to me the scenarios for mayhem and carnage that were lurking out there and how the seamless recovery of the business environment should have me bursting with pride and wishing to rip off my shirt and spontaneously burst into a verse of the company song.

I did point out that should one of these dreadful catastrophes happen the likelihood is they would be scraping what remains of me up in a bucket , I am pretty damn sure I wouldn't give a flying feck if the systems were recovered...

This you can imagine did not go down too well :-)

Still Star Treck is almost upon us

Live Long and Prosper my lovelies

***Makes Vulcan Hand Sign and collapses in heap***

17 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Spock would have enjoyed your job, Beast. He thrived on pressure. I think you'd have been happiest as a domestic for a high-ranking Klingon lady.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Is this something to do with the space ship that you keep by the side of your bed?
Sx

KAZ said...

I'm comparing that boss with Mr C - are we seeing a pattern emerging here?
Oh and is it true that Mr Spock could't do the Vulcan hand sign?

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Spock would have enjoyed your job, Beast. He thrived on pressure. I think you'd have been happiest as a domestic for a high-ranking Klingon lady.

I would be happiest with 2 million quid in the bank and a villa in the carribean Mr B

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
Is this something to do with the space ship that you keep by the side of your bed?

No Miss Scarlet , Thats an entirely different matter ....Ahem !

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
I'm comparing that boss with Mr C - are we seeing a pattern emerging here?
Oh and is it true that Mr Spock could't do the Vulcan hand sign?

This Boss is nowhere near as noisy and annoying as Mr C , Kaz , and he doesnt pinch my clothes or smoke my fags or make loud rude comments about my weigh/sartorial elegance/personality........so no comparison really

MJ said...

You'll be sorry you didn't pay attention to the disaster recovery program when an alien spaceship arrives and you are taken hostage aboard.

Leah said...

That's too much working, Beast.

I hope you weren't kidding about Star Trek, as I'm admitting to my own excitement...

Spock was my first love...

Hammer said...

I'm looking forward to it as well.

Newforestandy said...

hello, hate the thought of you tearing your shirt off and thus revealing your chest to the public, am sure it would inflict more panich than the possible impending swine flu pandemic!

Hope your doing ok?

Andy x

eroswings said...

It's a veritable scifi orgasmic movie month with Star Trek, Wolverine, Terminator, etc...

Sometimes, you need a break, an escape from the stresses of reality. Enjoy whatever time you have off, just for you! You've earned it! Turn off the cellphones and spend that free time on you!

BEAST said...

MJ said...
You'll be sorry you didn't pay attention to the disaster recovery program when an alien spaceship arrives and you are taken hostage aboard.
Its the Aliens I feel sorry for :-)

BEAST said...

Leah said...
That's too much working, Beast.
Tell me about it , still what don't kill you makes you stronger ...so they say I hope you weren't kidding about Star Trek, as I'm admitting to my own excitement...

Spock was my first love...
Star Trek is going to be wild.
I cant wait

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
I'm looking forward to it as well.
I hope its going to be a good one
***slaps collander on head and goes to Warp Factor 5****

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
hello, hate the thought of you tearing your shirt off and thus revealing your chest to the public, am sure it would inflict more panich than the possible impending swine flu pandemic!

Hope your doing ok?
Ooooh its New Forest Mandy
***Shreeeks Girlishly***
Are you implying the world is not ready for my Marvellous Moobs ???

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
It's a veritable scifi orgasmic movie month with Star Trek, Wolverine, Terminator, etc...
***hopping from one foot to the other in excitement***Sometimes, you need a break, an escape from the stresses of reality. Enjoy whatever time you have off, just for you! You've earned it! Turn off the cellphones and spend that free time on you!
I spent my one day off welded to the sofa watching crap on TV , which seemed a bit of a waste but was all I was capable of :-(

joeygirl said...

that picture is too cute.

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