Is it because of my pleasant personality , fantastic good looks and sparkling wit , I hear you ask ??
Errr no
Its because I will work live a slave for a sandwich and a cup of coffee.
As you are gagging to know what I was up to today , and because I have a good understanding how the average Beastbites reader's mind works.
I have made it all very simple
1. Decorating MR C's Back passage
This is what your thinkingThere is no point in denying it , we know you so well
Reality is much less interesting2.Trimming Mrs Gaskins Bush
You just cant help yourselves can you !
Stop sniggering at the back!
Once again a simple explanation.
I hope you feel thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
You all have very dirty minds
3.Miss First Nations secret garden fetish .
Miss Nations may have made scathing remarks about the toilet planter.
However
Beatbites reveals the awful truth.
22 comments:
....you say that as though there were something unusual or amusing about having a bra planter. god knows ,you could crop watermelons in mine. and STILL have room for .....
*bites tongue until it BLEEDS*
Is that nipplewort?
ummm beast...i have coffee...and can make sandwiches...little help over here please...hell i will make you a homemade apple pie, biscuits and gravy...whatever your little heart desires...
FN see I knew it :-)
Miss MJ I didnt know you were a horticulturist
Daisy. But what will I have to do for it ????
perhaps we can negotiate ;)
Daisy you minx :-)
I don't see why Miss Nations requires your help. Does she have a cold and need to you sniff her blossoms?
beast...did you smile? if so then i did it right :)
Mr Bananas , Miss Nations needs no help from the Beast , her gardening fu is inurmountable.
Yes Daisy you did it right :-))
When you've finished all that my house needs painting!
My dog needs his toenails clipped; he's like a Chinese emperor. And he bites me when I try to do it. I can offer you a cold Dr. Pepper.
Excellent work, Sir. Your witty remarks just earned you 100 Fighting Points. Bravo!
Frobisher . You wont have time for that , you will be kitchen portering at Cafe C.
Leah do I get something to eat and all the plasters I can use ???
Champ . Hurrah , if I am not mistaken that puts me ahead of that blighter Frobisher :-)
nice one!!! i'll see if i cant find a banana hammock to hang up and fill with fruit in our garden, fun post!
Mr C appears to have a very large back passage judging by that photo...
Well since you know I want to:
HELLO!
Voices....how tasteful :-)
IVD...Wood cladding , a little over the top??? , but stops sagging I am told.
Miss Cruz , welcome , you look to be a lady of descrimination and good taste......what you doing here ???
...daaayum...Mrs. Gaskins needs no ordinary bikini wax man -- you need to find a nimble, and courageous, gardener 0__O
I'm trying to hold off as late as I can until I eat lunch and that "bush" picture went a long way in helping me do it. Thanks for that.
I really like your blog. So much in fact that I have bookmarked it. If you're ever looking to kill some time, head over to my pop culture comedy blog. Have a great day trimming unruly bush.
Hopefully that first fellow was treated to Dinner & a Movie.
His expression clearly proves why there should always be an exclamation mark when a colon is involved.
...CUCUMBERS
*falls to the floor twitching and foaming*
Letty Cruz. The Beast manfully tackled Mrs Gaskings bush with a stout pair of shears , Mr Gaskins being laid up with broken ribs wastoo weak to be of service.
Mr Sullivan I shall be visiting your comedy blog this very evening , I may bring Mr Mutley along with me (he doesnt get out much).
Donn. HAve you concidered this may be his hobby ???
Miss Nations. How dare you....I dont come and wave salad vegetables around on your blog
Have you seen the size of my marrow
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