The Beast has been very much in demand the last few weeks.
Is it because of my pleasant personality , fantastic good looks and sparkling wit , I hear you ask ??
Its because I will work live a slave for a sandwich and a cup of coffee.
As you are gagging to know what I was up to today , and because I have a good understanding how the average Beastbites reader's mind works.
I have made it all very simple
1. Decorating MR C's Back passage
This is what your thinking
There is no point in denying it , we know you so well
Reality is much less interesting
2.Trimming Mrs Gaskins Bush
You just cant help yourselves can you !
Stop sniggering at the back!
Once again a simple explanation.
I hope you feel thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
You all have very dirty minds
3.Miss First Nations secret garden fetish .
Miss Nations may have made scathing remarks about the toilet planter.
Beatbites reveals the awful truth.
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