It may well be Easter Bank Holiday Monday but instead of lounging around smoking in bed , drawing amusing faces on my arse and eating pickled onions like certain lazy bloggers from canada.
Beasty has had a productive day of Gyming , spring cleaning and gardening.
It is now freezing cold and raining so I am reclining in front of a roaring Wood burner (You can imagine me nekkid on a bearskin if you wish) eating curry.
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE
BELCHHHHHHHHHH !
23 comments:
Hope about naming your house "The Smoking Anus" to give the postman something to laugh at? Be careful of those bear teeth!
enjoying the day off playing with the easter bunny, huh?
That carpet is making me vomit worse than imagining you nekkid on a bearskin eating curry.
Why is there a goose on your hearth?
And is that a porno sticking out of your VCR?
We shall discuss Spring Cleaning in an upcoming posting on Infomaniac in which I'll reveal the secret pic of The Beast hoovering naked.
I see you haven't had any luck removing the stain from your sofa since my last visit.
Gorilla Bananas said...
Hope about naming your house "The Smoking Anus" to give the postman something to laugh at? Be careful of those bear teeth!
Mr B , that was a depiction of Miss MJ having a lazy day in canadia , the Beast does not hold with smoking in bed
Pink Drama said...
enjoying the day off playing with the easter bunny, huh
The Beast had a busy day Miss Pinky ,and the weather was vile , so a little R&R in the evening was just what the doctor ordered
MJ said...
That carpet is making me vomit worse than imagining you nekkid on a bearskin eating curry.
methinks Miss MJ protest too much....I bet she is licking the screen
Why is there a goose on your hearth?
A present from Ma Beasty Miss MJ , its carved from a whole bamboo root
And is that a porno sticking out of your VCR?
Probably
We shall discuss Spring Cleaning in an upcoming posting on Infomaniac in which I'll reveal the secret pic of The Beast hoovering naked.
Your readership will be for ever gratefull
I see you haven't had any luck removing the stain from your sofa since my last visit.
The Toxic Minge stains are resistant to even the toughest cleaners , next time wear knickers
Be prepared for stiff competition.
I'm saying no more.
I didn't get an egg this year
*sobs*
MJ said...
Be prepared for stiff competition.
Oh I say
I'm saying no more.
you big tease
Frobisher said...
I didn't get an egg this year
*sobs*
The swines Frobisher....probably ate them before you got there
The carpet, although hideous, looks well-Hoovered.
Its a fireside rug MJ (not a carpet), the flooring is terracotta tile which continues into the kitchen/diner. Can you image a whoe room carpeted in that.......It would make you go insane
Carpet. Fireside rug. Now you're splitting hairs.
Anyway, when are you going to take us on a photographic tour of The Beast's boudoir?
MJ , there is nothing to see , bed , built in wardrobes , bedside tables with lamps and alarm clock and a chair to throw disgarded clothes on . Hook on back of door for robe.
There are no scattered 'toys' , whips , chains or lewd bits of art.The only painting is a watercolour of the familly house in France. Its all dead tasteful
*peeks underneath bed*
a-HA!
*yanks bedspread from mj's grasp*
aha yourself, cheeser. go away; the light hurts my eyes. what month is it?
Oh , I forgot to mention First Nations hibernating under the bed..... Still she is the perfect hibernation guest , better than that Archbishop of Canterbury , all that prayin keeping me awake at night.It was enough to try the patients of a saint.
What kind of curry was it by the way? I hope it did not have ny rubber in it like the one we had with Mu the other week... also - are you still burning those donkey droppings in the burner?
Mr M , It was chicken madras , served on a bed of mashed root vegetables (much nicer than borin old rice).
I am still having nightmares about Miss Mu's 'curry spetacular' , its not just me is it.....it shouldn't have tasted like that
***starts crying and rocking ***
I have run out of donkey excrement , but have found a marvellous source of cowpats
i had an bf once who tried to intice me in front of a burning fire...let's just put it this way...the bear skin rug wasn't really a rug, or a bear...and singed easily :)
I have always said it Daisy , heated passion , open fires and unnatural fibres are a recipe for disaster. Thats why I love my wood burner , the only unexpected sparks are good ones and the only rug burns are honestly earned :-)
Yeay first!
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