Miss Scarlet , a blogeress from darkest Devon appears to be at the centre of the axis of evil.
I submit the following surviellance photos into eveidence
1. Miss Scarlet conspires with notorius international agitator and Madonna fan ,Petra of Denmark
2. Miss Scarlet takes a secret meeting with Canadian Floozie and fellow FGES covetor Miss MJ
Miss MJ (Code Name Infomaniac) is rumoured to be the insane mastermind behind this cartel of criminality and smutt . Its tendrils are believed to penetrate the very fabric of modern society from Aviation
(Infomaniac Air) , the arts (The Infomaniac Dancers) and liesure (The Infomanic House of Beauty) etc etc.
Only a finely honed Beast stands alone against this gathering storm
Pick your side and your reason dear reader and hang the consequences
28 comments:
What utter poppycock!
Miss Scarlet and I shall repair to the Infomaniac Diner for a restorative beverage followed by retail therapy on the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
Might I add that it is going to take a LOT of therapy to rid myself of the Cropper image.
In that last pic Mr Beastie, what is it you are sanding on? For little beastie does'nt look like he's paying much Attention at all...
I shall be like Switzerland and remain neutral, keep making watches and chocolate, and welcome the arrival of the singing Von Trapps and their ilk.
I am a slavish, yet ineffectual, devotee of Miss Scarlet and Mistress MJ.
As the Aircraft Carrier captain in 'Hunt for Red October' said, "this business will get ugly and this will get out of control."
Had I known the shorts would impel others to resort to such shenanigans, I would have just kept them in my pyjama drawer. If anything happens to you, I'll never forgive mysel..I'll never forgive them!
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you eh?
I hate to tell you this, but you're out classed here. You should just give up now.
MJ 1 & 2 : We would expect you to say something of the sort , why dont you relax in your secret lair , settle down in your futuristic swivel chair and stroke your exotic pussy.....you know you want to.
Princess . Its all a front to lure Miss's MJ and Scarlet into a false sense of security.
Mr Eros . If the Von Infomaniac singers turn up you know you have been infiltrated.....oooher.
XL . Fluff those pillows with care , if you upset Miss MJ it could be the old hidden trapdoor into the hidden sharkpool secreted beneath the plaid room....can we interest you in becoming a double agent ???
Donn . We at Beastbite are more than a match for anything that Miss MJ and Scarlet can throw at us. worry not.
Roses . Outclassed . Nonsense , they are only girls :-))
***runs off dodging a hail of shoes and accesories***
...You will be no match for my elegant flange thrower...
I hasten to add that I never use 'ugly' plans, Mr Coppens, they are always executed on the finest silk with exquisite embroidery before being put into action.
Sx
...forgot to tick the box...
Sx
I've a mind to pick up those pink rubber gloves of yours and wave them maniacally in your rubber-glove-phobic face.
I come down definitely and without reservation on the side of all those right thinking individuals who would thwart THE BEAST. As this is the only time you will ever see me coming down on the right side of anything all you 'Swissies' would do well to take heed. *fires up harley, loads shotgun, gnaws haunch of dog hungrily*
....You don't stand a chance, Mr Beastie!!!!
Sx
Lets have a status check.
I come from Margate which makes me ethnic
I am all alone in my house which makes me a minority
and looking after Mr C's temporarily orphaned dogs , budgies , chickens and paraquets which makes me a single mother
Instead of showering me with social benefits and having Beast History days and stuff , you foul lot are victimising an ethnic minority single mother.
I hope your thoroughly ashamed of yourselves!
The Sarah Palins of blogging the lot of you
***shakes head mournfully and continues breastfeeding the chickens ***
'breast feeding the chickens'?
Honey, your reality check bounced.
*runs off laughing hysterically*
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The FGES and Plot...
Shhhh, Mr XL, don't spoil the surprise...
Sx
So to recap
Roses is hysterical
XL is leaking
and Miss Scarlet is about to explode in the FGES
did I get that right ??
And I've placed Spider Woman in your Shorts.
p.s. Mavis finally posted something new.
Do you have a couple of spare clothes pegs, Beast? I want to hang these consequences but they keep blowing off the line.
No change there honey.
Champagne? Or vodka?
All I can say is "feet" and sorry, Mr. Beast.
Thank you, Mago.
And XL.
Remember that Ms. Nations is armed, Beast.
And rides a Harley!
*too busy donating breast milk to care*
GAwk
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