Firstly The Beast has won The Freakin Green Elf Shorts and they will be travelling back to the UK . I expect the economic woes to dissapate and peace and love to blossom as the sainted garment lands on our shores.
Secondly Mr C has found God (would have thought the all seeing all knowing diety could have dodged that one) and now wants to be known as Sister C of the Steaming Panini , and will offering a free confession with every sambuca shot purchased.
Whatever next , a virgin birth from Mavis during a live Bingo set ???
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Praise be, Beast!
Ooh, that stung.
What about a short Perpetual Adoration?
"Mr C has found God"
Where was He hiding? Just curious.
You'll need divine guidance from Sister C if you want The Shorts.
Miss Scarlet has plans.
Bah humbug
...indeed... plans are being formulated for the removal of the shorts.
Watch your back Mr Beastie, anyone of those Cafe C diners could be one of my minions....
Sx
Watch out for single heavy airoplanes ...
Cafe Convent? Congratulations on lifting the shorts...
There seems to be some skulduggery afoot...
It may not just be the kipper that's surprised if Miss Scarlets scheming pays off....
Mr IVD . We dont advocate self flagellation while reading this blog , we are but humble computer programmers and restranteurs at Cafe C not the flipping Opus Dei.
Mr Mago . sista C tells me he is used to be adored.....I have seen no evidence to support this prepostorous claim . However adore away if you must.
Mr XL . Mr C has oft warned that the baby jesus was watching my every move in the kitchen from the third microwave on the left and reports all mistemeaner back to Mr C during 'evening prayers' when Mr C retires to the toilet with the paper......so who knows.
Miss MJ I have plans of my own....may the beast man win.
Petra . We are not at home to Mr 'My Caption was just not good enough' :-)
Miss Scarlet . We will immediatley spot incomers from Devon sa they will no doubt be munching a raw spud.
Mr Mago.....is that franconian code....for something ???
Princess . We at Cafe C have god on our side , so I have no fear
Oh hush!
How much did they cost you?
Congratulations, Beast!
I can't wait to see what adventures you'll have the Shorts!
Those drag queens in Dorset will be jealous when they see you wearing the splendor and magic that is The Freakin Green Elf Shorts!
***messes Petra's hair up***
Thanks Mr E , the shorts will go down a storm .......but they are all mine mwha ha ha ha ha
Not for long...
Sx
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