I hate bollocking frozen scallops . Cafe C does a marvellous line of salad bowls .The Beast looks on these as an artistic challenge and has managed to give the impresion of an opening flower with the payload gently nestled in the magic fronds , glistening tomatoes , a constellation of assorted salad vegetables and studded with black olives
I just realised that sounds almost pornographic , however we digress , The one salad bowl that almost makes me run screaming down Dorchester high street with my chef trousers on my head is Pan Seared FUCKING SCALLOPS
Bastard frigging things
***does angry dance***
Some bastard always orders one when I am up to my neck in smoking paninii , steaming jackets , bubbling Carribean chicken curry and bleating waitresses.
One day soon , something will snap and I will fly from the kitchen and beat the happless diner to death with the frozen bag of fishy fiends.
Just sayin !
22 comments:
"frozen"
Well, there's your problem!
Have them flown in fresh daily from wherever the hell it is scallops come from. Charge premium prices, too!
I'll have that cute little plate of scallops you do for Six people please...
Did you stuff the Kipper Surprise down your trousers?
I hate frozen bollocks..
Sx
...or you could pan sear their bollocks...
Sx
AWH Come on! It's Fish'n'Chips witha shrimp!
i LOVE scallops and have almost mastered the pan searing technique, sugar, but xl is right, only FRESH will sear correctly. but then, you probably know that already...and that's why frozen ones are such a pain. xoxoxox
Change the menu when no one's looking.
I like scallops, but I wouldn't bollock them.
Conratulations!
Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frozen scallops are the least of your problems now.
Congratulations- Or should that be: Commiserations?
Congratulations, BEAST, wear them with pride.
For unknown reasons I am not able to comment on Donnn's or other overseas blogs.
Congratulations! i can't wear to see you in the green elf shorts! xoxoxo
Thanks everyone , I cant wait to get my mitts on the FGES , we have plans
Oh yes we do
I'm gonna nick 'em.
Sx
Congrats on the TFGES.
Enjoy the shame!
You will have to wrestle them off my cold dead corpse Miss Scarlet as obviously I will wear them constantly
I can live with the Shame Mr SID , to become one of the chosen few
It'll take more than fabreze to get rid of the stench...
I DON'T CARE!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE SHORTS ARE ONLY 2 HOURS AWAY.
A scarlet invasion is imminent.
Sx
I only hope and pray, that on that fateful day when you go postal, that someone in attendance will have the prescence of mind to record the events and post them to YouTube.
Cool your ardour Miss Scarlet , they have not arrived yet
Congrats Beast.
Looking forward to the picture of the scrap between you, Frobisher and Ms Scarlet. I hope there's video footage.
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