Monday, 15 November 2010

CREDIT CRUNCHED



In these cash straightened times , the Beast is doing his bit and publishing the dishevelled state of his underwear as a potent symbol of the austerity measures that are expected to be adopted by us all.There will be no frivolous expenditure at the Beast Lair or Cafe C until strong green shoots of recovery are clearly visible or the elastic finally gives out !





Even the Beast has had to take additional employment delivering publicity flyers for the fame hungry Mavis Boyle.
I am relaxing on Miss MJ's favourite fireside rug basking in the glow of a blazing pile of them as we speak.
Mavis may not have reached out and touched the lives of the thousands she had hoped , but has kept an old Beast cozy on a freezing night.
And that gentle reader should be enough for anyone !
Sleep well my lovelies

19 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

* squirts Baby-Bio around liberally *

Come on green shoots of recovery. COME ON!
We can't take much more of Beast's crunchy undies!

MJ said...

OH GOOD GAWD!

*faints*

Princess said...

I'm feeling a little billious...
what a sad state of affairs... Gothic Grey Grundies....

63mago said...

PILLOW FLUFFER! SLAVE DAMIEN!

Holy shit where are the myrmidons when you need them ...

MJ said...

GAH!!!

*keels over*

63mago said...

Emergencies ALWAYS happen at 03:00 ... toe sucking late ...

63mago said...

... and no kneeling now ...

Scarlet Blue said...

I misread this. I thought you'd written that you were waiting for the green shorts of recovery [possibly from Canada].
Sx

Frobisher said...

Well obviously those pants were in the wash the other Saturday when you went "commando". Two members of staff resigned when you bent over and got your Bajhis out of the oven.

Sorry to say about the flyers - I got them "on the cheap" and there all printed with cheap Chinese lead-based inks! I suggest you get yrself to the Hospital asap. Lead can cause madness!

Roses said...

I should think you could plant those undies...although, by the looks of them, things are already growing.

MJ said...

I wish Piggy were here to comment.

FirstNations said...

That off center hole? Thats not, as you may have guessed, a result of Beast blowing a 'tinky. No, that was a result of a fashion-conscious Beast repeatedly picking a wedgie out of his capacious crack. Oh, one knows.

*fills out Lane Bryant gift coupon for Beast and crumples like a fallen green shoot to the carpet*

xl said...

Those shorts are worth more than the US dollar!

BEAST said...

IVD: My undies are fresh , fragrant and as soft as silk . I would mail them to you if I hadnt already sent them to MJ.
Miss MJ . Your such a drama queen , as if the sight of a chaps under crackers would worry you of all people.
Princess : Needs must when the devil drives.
Mr Mago x3 . You have come over all franconian . Desist immediatly we will have no continental behaviour on this blog.
****waves Union Jack and hums Rule Britannia***
MJ the 2nd: ***Ignores attention seeking fainting***
Miss Scarlet: Have you been at the cider again ???

Mr Frobisher. Have they let you out again or did you escape or worse have you been at the scrumpy with that Miss Scarlet.

Miss Roses : My undies may be in a sorry state of repair , but one must do ones bit to save precious resources in these trying times.

Mj the third . One can only imagine.

Miss Nations. No one likes to 'chew cloth'. At best it can lead to a suspicious walk at worst friction blisters and a bad reputation.
Mr XL : Mr Mago has some dodgy greek euro's he can exchange for that

63mago said...

It's originally "Rule Franconia". A Coburg student's song. Albert imported it. Just sayin'.

BEAST said...

Mr Mago . As we are European Partners now , we will let that one pass . How is Franconia at this time of the year ???

MJ said...

IVD: My undies are fresh , fragrant and as soft as silk . I would mail them to you if I hadnt already sent them to MJ.

You did WHAT???!!!

63mago said...

:) Nice! Thank you. Nearly as cosy as Southern England!

Miss Janey said...

Sweet sick jebus... someone please send The Beast some new lingerie for Christmas.

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