Thursday, 15 October 2009

REPELLING BORDERS

Mr C had Flu and made a huge fuss , even by man flu standards.
Beast was getting 10 minute telephone updates as to his latest symptoms and ludicrous staffing situation (They were dropping like flies with real and imagined ailments....one waitress was off for two weeks with what turned out to be an imaginary appendectomy)


The Beast however has manfully resisted the germ infested hordes and remained stoically healthy. Unfortunately, there lies my downfall , I could have done with a few days in bed , dossing about eating donuts. I am a fool to myself !.
What imaginary illnesses have you bunch of slackers used as excuses in the past ???

25 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

I has swollen heels and couldn't wear shoes so therefore couldn't go to work.
I've also dropped the plug to my iron in my tea.. couldn't go to work due to no freshly pressed clothes.
Sx

MJ said...

We are unable to comment as we are laughing hysterically at the second photo.

Surely you don't envision yourself in this way?

Haaaaa!!!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Oh, MJ, of course Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior. What else could it be?

As to your question, Beast: I've feigned consumption, in the past. Oh, and vampiritis.

MJ said...

Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior

Hahaha!!! @IVD!

BEAST said...

I hate all of you
Except Miss Scarlet

eroswings said...

Well, there was that time I complained of food poisoning--so I could make a road trip with some friends!

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
I has swollen heels and couldn't wear shoes so therefore couldn't go to work.
I've also dropped the plug to my iron in my tea.. couldn't go to work due to no freshly pressed clothes.

Dreadful weak excuses Miss Scarlet , especially the pressed clothes one

inkspot said...

The strumpet's thong looks astoudingly uncomfortable. And cold, no wonder she wants that nice man to give her a cuddle.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
We are unable to comment as we are laughing hysterically at the second photo.

Surely you don't envision yourself in this way?

Haaaaa!!!
It looks exactly like me , what can you mean , now if I could just shake this trollope off my leg I might be able to get some work done

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Oh, MJ, of course Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior. What else could it be?
strumpet...STRUMPET???
How dare you sir


As to your question, Beast: I've feigned consumption, in the past. Oh, and vampiritis.
If anyone catches sight of those 'glow in the dark ' legs , iether of the two choices is a possibility

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Beast envisions himself as a scantily clad strumpet clinging on to a mighty warrior

Hahaha!!! @IVD!

Shush you!
there will be tears before bedtime

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Well, there was that time I complained of food poisoning--so I could make a road trip with some friends!

Thats perfectly reasonable compared to some of the ridiculous excuses trotted out from those above Mr E

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
The strumpet's thong looks astoudingly uncomfortable. And cold, no wonder she wants that nice man to give her a cuddle.

What Ho Inky ! , I think the strumpet is drunk , and clinging of for dear life to stop from falling over

MJ said...

You will learn to love us, in time.

KAZ said...

As you are such a busy boy I am going to do your laundry - assisted by the lovely Scarlet.
I mentioned this to MJ yesterday.
Do you prefer Persil or Fairy?
Be very careful before you answer.

Scarlet-Blue said...

I may even get my mangle out.
Sx

MJ said...

What is wrong with you people?

Do NOT assist him with his laundry.

He is perfectly capable!

He's just LAZY!

Newforestandy said...

I dont need excuses, being a forestman, we are a hardy bunch you know!

BEAST said...

MJ said...
You will learn to love us, in time.
Lessons in love with Miss MJ ....has a certain ring to it :-)

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
As you are such a busy boy I am going to do your laundry - assisted by the lovely Scarlet.
I mentioned this to MJ yesterday.
Do you prefer Persil or Fairy?
Be very careful before you answer.
I am a modern man Miss Kaz , I have a washing machine and Darotta the slovakian skank to manage my domestic affairs (Until she gets deported AGAIN) so I wil be ok

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
I may even get my mangle out.

Steady Miss S , no good ever came of displaying your equipment in public

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
I dont need excuses, being a forestman, we are a hardy bunch you know!

Good heavens its Newforestmandy , you are fooling no one , your all big girls in the forest . Myself and Miss Scarlet challenge you to a fight

MJ said...

I am becoming HIGHLY suspicious.

Mr. Frobisher, Hardhouse and Newforestandy have ALL resurfaced this week after months of absence.

Your theories, please.

BEAST said...

Hmmmmm sounds very dubious to me

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