Thursday, 8 October 2009

A HEARTWARMING TALE OF DIVERSITY


In todays news :

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.


Are their sexual preferences and physical shortcomings relevant to the story ? . Discuss .........


Personally after my diversity indoctrination training at work , I find the whole thing totally astounding .Surely only White imperialist hetrosexuals are capabable of any sort of nastiness , particularly if they are meat eating men.

How could a fluffy poof living next to a nest of tuppence lickers and their physically challenged cat be anything other than a haven of peace and love, common sense tells me that had there been a hostels for Peado's , drug addicts and assylum seekers been built in the near vicinity , it all would have been very different......... :-))

26 comments:

MJ said...

Lesbians wear Birkenstocks and CROCS.

Case closed.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Gay men don't use slug pellets. The most efficient way to poison a lesbian is by using anything in the Maybeline range. Boots No.7 if one isn't made of money.

The Old Tarf said...

A three legged Pussy in a house full of lesbians??

Scarlet-Blue said...

How did he get the slug pellets into the curry?
Did the cat also end up in the curry?
Questions, questions....
Sx

eroswings said...

I find this story hard to believe! What would a gay man do with a pussy?

He wasn't trying to poison the lesbians...he just needs to separate his spice rack from the pesticides.

Now, this 3 legged cat...was this a euphemism for a hung hermaphrodite?

In other fun gayish news, did you see the one about the gay bashers who got their asses kicked by cage fighters in drag?

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Lesbians wear Birkenstocks and CROCS.

Case closed.

A henious crime indeed Miss MJ , slug pellets are too good for them

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Gay men don't use slug pellets. The most efficient way to poison a lesbian is by using anything in the Maybeline range. Boots No.7 if one isn't made of money.

Your theory is flawed Mr I , what about the 'lipstick lesbians'

BEAST said...

The Old Tarf said...
A three legged Pussy in a house full of lesbians??

There is a joke in there somewhere Tarf

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
How did he get the slug pellets into the curry?
Did the cat also end up in the curry?
Questions, questions....

A perplexing story on all levels Miss S , and where did the cats legs go ???

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I find this story hard to believe! What would a gay man do with a pussy?
Stroke it one assumes

He wasn't trying to poison the lesbians...he just needs to separate his spice rack from the pesticides.
I bet he was , obviously one of the bitter ones

Now, this 3 legged cat...was this a euphemism for a hung hermaphrodite?
I dread to think

In other fun gayish news, did you see the one about the gay bashers who got their asses kicked by cage fighters in drag?
That was very funny , serves the blighters right :-)

KAZ said...

Well at least the slugs would be pleased.

BEAST said...

Beastliness is an all inclusive haven of diversity Miss Kaz , If we make just one slug happy , its all been worthwhile (And it makes up for the one I skidded on the other day)

MJ said...

I suspect Beast is actually a lesbian.

Kerrie said...

I would be a pretty dull story without the elaboration.
I have a coat which is particularly good for picking up other women. I call it my lesbian jacket. I draw the line at Crocs.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Kerrie, put some clothes on or you'll get Mr Beastie over excited and that won't do at all.
Sx

MJ said...

*zips in*

*zips out*

Oh yeah it's COCKTAIL TIME EVERYBODY!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Frobisher said...

Long Island tea for me please!

Scarlet-Blue said...

I'll have a Funky Diva please.
Sx

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I suspect Beast is actually a lesbian.
I cant be , I am not very good at DIY

BEAST said...

Kerrie said...
I would be a pretty dull story without the elaboration.
I have a coat which is particularly good for picking up other women. I call it my lesbian jacket. I draw the line at Crocs.
The Lesbian Jacket sounds wild....does it have the faint aroma of kippers ??

BEAST said...

Kerrie, put some clothes on or you'll get Mr Beastie over excited and that won't do at all.
***rubbing thighs and gurning in an alarming manner ***

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*zips in*

*zips out*

Oh yeah it's COCKTAIL TIME EVERYBODY!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I will have Cyberpoofs favourite please a 'Cock sucking Cowboy '

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
Long Island tea for me please!
I might of guessed , at the snif of alcohol , up pops Frobisher

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
I'll have a Funky Diva please.
Does that have malibu in it ???

mutleythedog said...

Its all very disturbing - not least that slug pellets don't even kill slugs unless you bury the little fuckers in them.... if we are doing cocktails I will settle on a Cheeky Vimto! Ice please...

Donn w/2nz said...

I am a white hetero meat-eating cat-stealing son-of-a-bitch!

You have pushed me over the edge down into a deep dark shame spiral.

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