Monday, 4 May 2009
CAFE C ON TOUR
Sunday Morning at the crack of dawn I had to meet the other members of the Cafe C Glitterati (Minus Frobisher who delivered a magnificent snub) at the Rownhams Motorway services(Oh the Glamour) , for our day trip to Chessington world of adventures .
Mr C , never a morning person was wrapped up in his hoody and big Joan Collins Sunglasses , lounging and groaning in the front passenger seat , being hand fed sips of coffee and pringles by his two attendant hand maidens Midge and Samantha.
James behind the wheel was rolling his eyes and looking stoically pained at all this drama .
Eventually we arrived at Chessington World of Adventures and scuttled towards the entrance clutching the site map . As it turned out we needn't have worried Mr C had painstakingly planned out our progress round the park not by the rides but by meal concessions.
It has long been said an army marches on its stomach , so it appears does Cafe C .
Our itinerary went thus
Bacon Double Cheese Burger Meal
Doctor Farts Bubble Works (Or whatever its called)
Where we got told off over the tanoy system mid ride as Mr C was over excited from all the E numbers in his burger and behaving childishly.
The swinging boat thing
Fish and chips
Billy the Wizz chairoplane
Rollercoastery thing on a rickety track that I think was called the rattlesnake
Dragons Fury Again
Dragons Falls Again
Donut and Coffee
Park closed ....we got thrown out.
It was a marvellous day and we all really enjoyed ourselves .
My day was rounded off when Mr C broke wind very loudly in the motorway service cafe . Some poor old pensioner who was sitting two tables away and had obviously saved her meagre pension for three months to enjoy a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows , was so shocked she chocked on a marshmallow and blew the whipped cream up the window. I was so embarrassed it obviously looked like it was me , only confirmed when Mr C imperiously glared at me and said HOW DISGUSTING and swept out.
***A sobbing Beast creeps off into the gathering dark***
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