In these ruinous times , Beastbite is reeling from a Quadruple barrage of insults .
A Beastbite reader (Frobisher - from , one assumes, ironically named Frobishers Fun Pages)
remarked that Beastbite was a "Tawdry Little blog" , I am sure Frobisher meant this with love.
As undoubtably even the bitter have a heart.
Prehaps he was referring to his role model and muse the redoubtable Miss Tawdry Hepburn.
Who incedentally looks suspiciously like our very own Cantankerous Canadian , Miss MJ , who is constantly casting aspersions on the cleanliness of Beasts bedding and alluding to foul fruit related activities - an excess of alcohol and PMS does strange things to a person ,be charitable gentle reader , one should not judge.
More recently an increasingly panicked British Prime Minister sort desperate measures to deflect public criticism by groundlessly attacking Beastbite(see previous post comments) on its recent partial closure that 'Flabby Pedestrian Blogs with few readers' would rightly fail ,making way for more nekkid old men on Infomaniac, no doubt or Miss Scarlets
Paradoxically Miss Scarlet could not possibly get it more wrong than the current crop of wankers.
Beastbite is no stranger to a spot of Political Controversy having previously been told to 'Fuck off you bald bastard' , by Lord Geoffrey archer after accidentally calling him a skank on his blog comments.
Beast will attempt to weather these slings and arrows of outragious fortune , with a firm resolve and a pure heart.
Expect another post possibly next week