Tuesday, 12 May 2009

HALF DEAD


I am having one of those days. I have been stumbling about dropping stuff and walking into doors since I dragged meself from beneath my fragrant duvet and frankly feel half dead.




Could it have been the wild excitement of the beauties on the prowl


at Cafe C's 'Desperate in Dorchester' Singles night



Or is it the shocking news that Katie and Peter are to divorce. I am gutted , bang goes one of my trash TV staples .
To add to my long list of woes I forgot to have breakfast and will probably starve to death before lunch :-(

19 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

FRAGRANT DUVET!!!!!.
.
Splutter... I'll wait 'til MJ gets here, I am speechless...
Sx

KAZ said...

"Feel half dead"
Who is she?
Is it your nickname for one of those gals?

Leah said...

I just know I'm going to feel that way today, and I haven't even gotten out of bed yet!

Daisy said...

it was probably that last episode of gossip girls...lmao...
eat something you silly git!

inkspot said...

Katie's available? I'm emailing her right now to tell her all about you.

Er, what should I say? I'm stuck at "runs Dorchester's butchest blog".

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
FRAGRANT DUVET!!!!!.
.
Splutter... I'll wait 'til MJ gets here, I am speechless...

I dont know why your so suprised Miss Scarlet , the Beast's bedroom is awoft with the fragrance of Frankincence

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
"Feel half dead"
Yes Miss Kaz , I am a mite wearyfideWho is she?
Who is Who
***looks around***
Is it your nickname for one of those gals?
Calling someone 'It' is'nt very complementary

BEAST said...

Leah said...
I just know I'm going to feel that way today, and I haven't even gotten out of bed yet!

Well good luck Leah , I have already nearly broken my nose and a few fingers walking into door frames , spilt my tea twice on my desk and dropped my fave mug :-(

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
it was probably that last episode of gossip girls...lmao...
eat something you silly git!

I like Gossip Girl , its top of my trash tv list.
I got a chocolate crousant for my breakfast , unhealthy but just what the doctor ordered ....but then I dropped it and NAtemare trod on it :-(

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Katie's available? I'm emailing her right now to tell her all about you.
***gasp***
I better change my vest!
Er, what should I say? I'm stuck at "runs Dorchester's butchest blog".
That should do it Mr Inky , you could also casually mention my 'substantial assets' that phrase covers a multitude of sins

MJ said...

You took the words out of my mouth, Miss Scarlet.

Fragrant indeed.

PUTRIFYING STENCH, more like.

BEAST said...

I bet you hoping its THE STENCH OF LUST Miss MJ
You Minx

Red said...

It's a good day to go back to bed and start over anew tomorrow :-)

Scarlet-Blue said...

It is probably the stench of fermenting belly button fluff and banana.
Sx

Gorilla Bananas said...

Is it too early to ask Katie out on a date? I will put in a good word for you, Beast.

BEAST said...

Red said...
It's a good day to go back to bed and start over anew tomorrow :-)

Oh ?I wish I could Red :-(

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
It is probably the stench of fermenting belly button fluff and banana.

Do you keep a friut bowl in your bedroom Miss Scarlet..... how bizzare

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Is it too early to ask Katie out on a date? I will put in a good word for you, Beast.

I am sure Katie is far to expensive to upkeep for a poor Beast Mr B , do you think she takes on charity cases ???

mutleythedog said...

I still need those 4 cans of Gold Label back as the Curate is coming round on Friday and he says I 'owe him one'....

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