Well dear reader we are lucky enough to have one brewing on our very doorstep.
Fellow Blogger Miss Scarlet has been having a ghastly time with a recent property deal gone bad , which I am sure she will be blogging about shortly .
During all this fuss and bother Miss Scarlet finally stamped a dainty foot and vowed 'to go legal' .
Great legal minds were engaged ......
Briefs were posted.....
Apologies for sending underwear were mailed...
Arguments were contructed....
Legal precedents were researched
Paralegals scampered
Wigs were straightened
Finally the crack legal team ....cracked.
The upshot of all palaver is, writs are flying everywhere .
Miss Scarlet is simultaniously
Firstly Suing Mr C for a divorce on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour.
An unremembered marraige has come as a bit of a shock to Mr C , this is probably becuase it never happened , but lets face it after a drunken night of cavorting at Cafe C and supping of the nectar from Mr C's magic shot bottle , anything however unlikely probably sounded like a good idea at the time .
Mr C is contesting on grounds that 'What happens in Cafe C , stays in Cafe C' and has
There will be no contesting this one if anyone on the jury has seen Mavis Boyle Live at Cafe C .
Lastly Issued a stiffly worded Solicitors letter , berating our poor Beasty on the unsanitory state of his bed linen. to whit 'The Stinky Duvet'.
Bloody cheek!
How dear reader would John Grisham weave together the strands of this ridiculous story and how would he satisfactorily bring us to the climax that we so deserve !
Heres hoping Miss Scarlet is now safe and sound and settled in her home , the whole ghastly business is behind her and she will be back blogging shortly
5 comments:
Well I hope it's a quick and painless divorce. If I remember correctly, divorces in England sometimes meant that someone was going to lose their head.
This has all come as something of a shock....
Imagine our children...
Little Scarlet C and Jagos Blue....
Awww.
Sx
Well, as we've seen in the previous post, Mr. C is carrying a torch for Miss Scarlet.
Frobi has 'ludes? RAWK!!!
I'm just very glad it's all ended happily. Some ended up out of pocket more than others mind you... but happier none the less...
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