Thursday, 30 August 2012

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As Miss MJ prepared to launch the Infomaniac Personal Housekeeping Experience.
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***retires to lie down in a darkened room***

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She has a Febreze bottle strapped to her thigh.

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Personal Service Miss Scarlet is the way forward .
It would explain the odd lumps Miss MJ :-)

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How long are you going to be lying down?

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I think I may have just thrown up with the excitement....just as well she comes with her own cleaning equipment.

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Happy Christmas, you big twat.

Can we look forward to any posts in 2013?

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