Thursday 3 March 2011

GIRLS ARE A BIT THICK

Lets face it , political correctness aside , its true isnt it .
Have you ever seen them trying to use the self service tills at the supermarket . Jeezus a trained chimp would be quicker and less confused.....just saying
And dont get me started on map reading

Meanwhile somewhere in the colonies



:-)

22 comments:

The Mistress said...

You are just ASKING for bottom related fruit pics!!!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

It's Banana vs Bike all over again - Who will win?!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

And have you go those bloody 'Shorts yet?

The Mistress said...

I have my finger poised over the publish button should I see any vagina bikes on this blog ever again.

BEAST said...

;-)

Inexplicable DeVice said...

What are you smirking at Beast? WHAT?!

Do you have the 'Shorts, or is there an imminent velocepeding vulva?

CyberPete said...

Ewww! Did I just see the word vulva? *gags*

Did you get the bloody shorts yet, and do they still smell like Darling?

Princess said...

Thanks for the reminder Mr Beastie

My beaver beard requires some attention...

Anonymous said...

The Female Monument of Mimosa Pale?

LẌ said...

Eneventibly...

Ms Scarlet said...

Quite frankly, Mr Beastie, you should be grateful that at this moment I am distracted by dreams and goals otherwise you would find yourself being diced and minced and turned into a giant dog's dinner - with cherries on top.
Sx

Ms Scarlet said...

...I vote for a bottom related fruit pic!!!
Sx

BEAST said...

Mr IVD : There will be no velocepeding vulva's as yet , as myself and Miss MJ have a mutaul distruction pact . The shorts will be arriving shortly or so I am told.

Pete . No shorts yet , and I will be wrestling them straight in the washer. There will be no sniffing as god knows what Donn has been up to in them.

Princess. Give it a good scrub with a wire brush , that will solve most problems .

Mr Mago . Yes but is it art ????

Miss Scarlet.I have to learn to be more careful around young ladies with sharpened nibs .
Miss MJ is sulking :-)

BEAST said...

I am just imagining what Piggy would have had to say on this subject
:-)

Ms Scarlet said...

He would probably still have called you a rude name, Mr Beastie.
Sx

The Mistress said...

Piggy would have agreed with you and then sent you a stool sample in the mail.

Romeo Morningwood said...

They should have arrived by now, DAMN this antiquated mailing service I could go postal!Shouldn't we have transporters like Star Trek by now?

CyberPete said...

I can't believe how long this exchange of the shorts has taken.

Unfrikkinbelievable!

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet . Your probably right .

Miss MJ . Do you remeber the post about Piggies monster poo :-(.

Mr Coppens. The postal service is a law unto itself . Hopefully the shorts will arrive soon.
Petra . How you have the nerve :-)

The Mistress said...

How well I remember Piggy’s monster poo.

Never did I think I’d look back fondly on Piggy’s poo and wish for more but there you have it.

BEAST said...

Its probably still causing a danger to shipping somewhere in the north sea

The Mistress said...

Pfffffffffftttttttt

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