Thursday, 31 March 2011

LUNAR LAZINESS

Well ! the flipping bare faced cheek of you all . You can blame the brain warping effect of the Extreme Super Moon if you wish , but the Beast recognised sheer Laziness when he sees it .
Nearly everyone dragged themselves away from scratching their nether regions or picking their noses and sent me their Tin Foil Hat entries.......most of which they had already used for Mr IVD's compo nearly a year ago.
Shame on all of you
There fore I have two winners
The Lovely Princess who entered the sole original entry
Congratulations your royal highnessness and thank you.
The second prize is for honesty and gold plated fur lined ocean going laziness .
Miss Scarlet wins  for mailing me that she couldnt be arsed to make a hat , but could manage a cup of tea.......and even had the brass neck to send me a picture of the cuppa  (Which I lost in a fit of hotmail related sausage fingeredness).
So.....
Congrats to our winners who will both win an exclusive Cafe Jagos Drunk and Gorgeous  Tshirt *.
Please mail size and addresses
*Nothing is ever straight forward , we have to wait for our Cafe C couturier to fix their diamante machine.Oh yes it has diamante.

To the rest of you  . Sloth is one of the seaven deadly sins
and this is a sloth
which is something entirely different.
But your all doomed
So there!

Update . As XL has been un doomed and is not AS lazy as the rest of you . Here is his hat
The rest of you are still doomed

25 comments:

xl said...

wtf? I sent an original entry.

BEAST said...

Oh! , you can have a T shirt as well then :-)

BEAST said...

and I un doom you

Princess said...

Oh Mr Beastie... Thankyou!

Princess is quite touched to have one such an auspicious competition.

I shall graciously aceept this award on behalf of "super mooners" all over the orb...

Talk about a pack of lazy slack arsed bitches... Well apart from XL of course.

Scarlet Blue said...

YOU LOST MY PIC!!!!???? It took a huge amount of fiddling around to send that pic....

Mr XL has found my missing comment! Again! It gets everywhere.

Anyhow, as I'm getting a T-shirt, I will forgive you, Mr Beastie.
I am small.

Sx

xl said...

Thank you for the update and un-dooming me!

Oh Hai Miss Scarlet & Princess!

Roses said...

I couldn't be arsed.

Am I still doomed?

BEAST said...

Yes :-)

Roses said...

Oh good.

MJ said...

Congratulations to Princess who, it seems, is tinfoil hat champion of the world.

Could I at least have a PHOTO of the t-shirt?

BEAST said...

Would you like a picture with Mr C modelling it .
That will teach you !

MJ said...

No, but I'm sure Miss Scarlet would like that.

By the way, Miss Scarlet's blog has been hijacked.

Scarlet Blue said...

MY AUNTY HAS SMALL TITS BUT A VERY BIG ARSE LOL!!!!!

BEAST said...

I dont know what your LOL'ing about . Your twelve so you have No Tits and fancy Justin Beiber.
Sadly Selena Gomez got there first
So LOL back at ya dumbass :-)

savannah said...

i thought it was the big ass moon! there was a contest? i missed it? *sigh* i miss everything, but this wasn't my fault, sugar! xoxoxo

63mago said...

I can say that Ms Scarlet's deriere is nice and fitting. The world has prooven acces to Miss Scarlets beautiful derierre. And there is no argument about Ms Scarlets tits, they are beyond discussion too.

I did not amke it into the tinfoil hat combo because of lack of Döner. Sue my stomach.

MJ said...

Just thought you should know that your undergarments are being discussed in the comments box at Infomaniac.

63mago said...

You are still with us, Mr Beast?

Scarlet Blue said...

We miss you.
Sx

MJ said...

We do?

Scarlet Blue said...

Sort of... there is no-one to throw bananas at now.
Sx

MJ said...

Nor flaming uteri.

Scarlet Blue said...

And we never got to see his glittery trainers in the favourite shoe competition. Sigh.
Sx

MJ said...

I have a photo of Piggy's mucky old trainers.

I should have posted that.

63mago said...

I think he became the "specialty of the day" ...

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