Now this is not the one of your colonial blogs and we dont expect to see this sort of thing on Beastbite.
We are discussing this
Some claim this will lead to increased volcanic and earthquake activity during the 'cataclysmic window' which starts this wednesday for a week . Lets hope these moaning minies are wrong .
Just to be on the safe side I think that old favourite The Tin Foil Hat Competition may be in order
There fore boys and girls , anyone who wishes to send me a picture of their tin foil confections will have them published forthwith.
Beastch@hotmail.co.uk.
If you meet anyone in the next week who claims to be able to pick up the BBC Home Service on their anal beads , just smile sweetly and maintain firmly that you believe radio waves to be the work of the devil .Just put it down to gravitational warping and stress (Or you may have just met IVD)
Anyway we digress .Stay safe and well my proud young beauties.
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The cheek! The Home Service via anal beads?! I'll have you know I only tune into Radio 2!
Sarah Kennedy will be livid when she hears of this, I can tell you!
* checks kitchen drawer for supplies of foil *
P.S. Is that Mr Frobisher under that foil?
I'll will first have to buy a Döner - they always come in tinfoil - or two. If I survive I'll make a hat.
Ooooh, a tinfoil hat competition...
I love tinfoil hat compos. This time I may have to use the heavy duty stuff if Miss Scarlet's predictions are correct.
Oh hai Mr DeVice... Mr Mags...
I usually enjoy an extreme mooning...
but I think we can all do without the volcano's and earthquakes for a little while at least....
Mine will be be made from the finest silver leaf and encrusted with swarovski crystals.
*makes note to knobble Mr Swings's efforts*
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Dear Mr Beastie...
I am currently working on the most spectacular of Tin Hats... I was wondering if there will be a Prize?
On another note ...How does one tune ones anal beads? I'm only getting BBC1 with lots of static... Should I try moving about a bit?... Perhaps a nice stroll outdoors would increase reception...
Any ideas?
I shall return later.
I was rudely awakened by an earthquake.
Thankfully, I was wearing my tinfoil hat.
I have emailed my tinfoil hat creation to you.
It is the same one I made for IVD's tinfoil hat compo.
Why should I create a new one when I have a perfectly good tinfoil hat at home?
How about a "design new pants for Beast" compo?
Beast!
Salute!
Speaking of the colonies, how are things in England?
Anyway,
they are telling us now that the most dangerous nuclear plant in the U.S.A. is about twenty holy miles from my diggs.....
More is the shame...
Must say though, I am more that willing to perish as long as Wall Street is liquified....
I had a foil hat once, but had to trade it in on some bread, you do understand....
Pssst...
MJ says to send this bit of American tin-foil action over to ya....
http://aqueensqueen.blogspot.com/2011/03/raquel-spaceage-raquel.html
That'll stop the end of the world!
When are the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts coming to the party?
Shit. Shit! I forgot about the tinfoil hat compo!
I'll do one tomorrow and email it to you.
Unless I take a leaf out of lazy MJ's book and email you the one I've already made?
And, yes, where are those bloody shorts?!?!
So how's the compo coming along?
Where is the next post?
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