Tuesday, 15 March 2011

EXTREME MOONING


Now this is not the one of your colonial blogs and we dont expect to see this sort of thing on Beastbite.
We are discussing this
More specifically the approaching Extreme Super Moon (or Lunar Perigee-syzygy for the more atronomically minded) On the 19th of March the Sun Moon and Earth will be in direct alignment .The moon will be the closest its been to the earth for 19 years at roughly 221,000 miles(for those who use a holy measure) and 356,000 km for the heathen scum .
Some claim this will lead to increased volcanic and earthquake activity during the 'cataclysmic window' which starts this wednesday for a week . Lets hope these moaning minies are wrong .
Miss Scarlet Others claim the additional gravitational pull warp their brains
Just to be on the safe side I think that old favourite The Tin Foil Hat Competition may be in order

There fore boys and girls , anyone who wishes to send me a picture of their tin foil confections will have them published forthwith.
Beastch@hotmail.co.uk.

If you meet anyone in the next week who claims to be able to pick up the BBC Home Service on their anal beads , just smile sweetly  and maintain firmly that you believe radio waves to be the work of the devil .Just put it down to gravitational warping and stress (Or you may have just met IVD)

Anyway we digress  .Stay safe and well my proud young beauties.

30 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

The cheek! The Home Service via anal beads?! I'll have you know I only tune into Radio 2!
Sarah Kennedy will be livid when she hears of this, I can tell you!

* checks kitchen drawer for supplies of foil *

Inexplicable DeVice said...

P.S. Is that Mr Frobisher under that foil?

63mago said...

I'll will first have to buy a Döner - they always come in tinfoil - or two. If I survive I'll make a hat.

Princess said...

Ooooh, a tinfoil hat competition...
I love tinfoil hat compos. This time I may have to use the heavy duty stuff if Miss Scarlet's predictions are correct.
Oh hai Mr DeVice... Mr Mags...

I usually enjoy an extreme mooning...
but I think we can all do without the volcano's and earthquakes for a little while at least....

Scarlet Blue said...

Mine will be be made from the finest silver leaf and encrusted with swarovski crystals.
*makes note to knobble Mr Swings's efforts*

Sx

Princess said...

Dear Mr Beastie...

I am currently working on the most spectacular of Tin Hats... I was wondering if there will be a Prize?

On another note ...How does one tune ones anal beads? I'm only getting BBC1 with lots of static... Should I try moving about a bit?... Perhaps a nice stroll outdoors would increase reception...
Any ideas?

MJ said...

I shall return later.

I was rudely awakened by an earthquake.

Thankfully, I was wearing my tinfoil hat.

MJ said...

I have emailed my tinfoil hat creation to you.

It is the same one I made for IVD's tinfoil hat compo.

Why should I create a new one when I have a perfectly good tinfoil hat at home?

MJ said...

How about a "design new pants for Beast" compo?

designing wally said...

Beast!
Salute!
Speaking of the colonies, how are things in England?
Anyway,
they are telling us now that the most dangerous nuclear plant in the U.S.A. is about twenty holy miles from my diggs.....
More is the shame...
Must say though, I am more that willing to perish as long as Wall Street is liquified....
I had a foil hat once, but had to trade it in on some bread, you do understand....

Pssst...
MJ says to send this bit of American tin-foil action over to ya....
http://aqueensqueen.blogspot.com/2011/03/raquel-spaceage-raquel.html

That'll stop the end of the world!

CyberPete said...

When are the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts coming to the party?

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Shit. Shit! I forgot about the tinfoil hat compo!
I'll do one tomorrow and email it to you.

Unless I take a leaf out of lazy MJ's book and email you the one I've already made?


And, yes, where are those bloody shorts?!?!

MJ said...

So how's the compo coming along?

Scarlet Blue said...

Where is the next post?
Sx

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