What the Beast craved is what the marketing gurus would have you believe is prime minced fillet steak lovingly prepared in a silky onion gravy ,encased in a feather light pastry rolled on the thighs of nubile young virgins , complemented with a curative portion of golden fried pomme de terre..... the reality is a flaccid leaden crust encasing a turgid dollop of minced lips , arse and eyelids slapped on a limp pile of lard soaked spuds
Do you know what
Fuck the clamouring hordes of holier than thou vegetarians ,organic oddballs and health food nazis
It was good , I mean really flipping good.
What my lovelys is your guilty food secret ???
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20 comments:
That looks pretty tasty to me, too!
Guilty pleasure: Rosita's Tamales! Zap in the microwave for two minutes. Yum.
If you drew eyes on that pie it would look like it's throwing up.
Oh Hai XL!
Mr XL . The micro tamales sound wicked . Dont think we can get them here .
Miss MJ the contents of the pie already look like they have been through someones digestive tract , but I assure you it is a little taste of greasy heaven :-)
Fray Bentos?
Sx
Oh no Miss Scarlet . A fray Bentos Pie is a whole different slice of flaky pastry heaven.Are you a pie fan Miss S ???
Yes. But I say no, no, no...
Sx
Sorry, I am listening to the radio.
That's all well and good but where are the freakin' green elf shorts?
Just asking.
No sign of them yet . Mr Coppens must have sent them by express beaver
Or maybe they've fallen into someone else's hands!
Bwahaha!!!
Döner. With a can of Uludag.
*Börps* sorry ...
@ Herr Mago: Ich mag Döner kepab mit pommes! Ja!
At least I notified everyone when they arrived. I also made infrequent updates on their uses.
So yeah, blame the beaver
Miss MJ : Yes of course they have ***smiles benignly**
MrMago . Beastbite is an umlaut free zone , or where will it all end .
Mr XL. I once knew a girl called Donner and dont you start with the umlauts.
Mr Pete . I cant inform anyone yet as they havnt arrived
I have a sneaky suspicion that the FGES have gone astray.
Somewhere along the line I took my eye off the ball and the shorts have been snatched from my fingertips.
Sx
Bugger.
There's not an incongruous knitting pattern comment hanging around here, is there?
Wasn't aware of the house rules regarding umlauts. Sorry.
Sorry.
Doener.
Boerps.
Better?
Miss Scarlet . is 'Knitting Pattern' some ghastly euphemism ???.
Mr XL . It is a house rule I just made up as I am having an off day with the European Union.
Mr Mago: Thats much more civilised , we have to maintain certain standards or the ghastly colonials will be making free with grammar , spelling and libidinous punctuation.Its enough to give Miss Scarlet an attack of the vapours!
Does anyone fancy an umlaut and chips ???
Not for me thanks, Beast - I'm waiting for pizza to be delivered. Most peculiarly, Pizza Hut's deep pan pizzas taste of doughnuts. That's my guilty pleasure!
I hope the 'Shorts arrive soon - I'm poised to post a new version of TFGES Map!
Pie a chips looks good to me. Smothered in lashings of tomato sauce and you'll have one me over Mr Beastie...
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