This evening I staggered off into the freezing night , begrimed with sweet chillie chicken and reeking of chip fat , wanting nothing more than a hot shower , a calming mug of ovaltine and surrender to the sweet embrace of my fragrant duvet .
However I was shocked to the core on finding the following item jauntilly flapping in the frigid breeze from my car roof ariel.
What can this mean!!!
I opened the car door with a cloth in case some drooling pervert had been licking the door handles and locked the doors pretty quick.
Can the Beast expect more 'tokens' ????
Will a boil wash fade the pattern???
Are they the right size ?????
If they are the right size ....is that even more worrying ??????
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20 comments:
You don't think Miss Scarlet's been stalking you, now that she's been to Cafe C, and this is a warning that she's ready to intercept The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, do you?
Who knows Mr IVD ,Miss Scarlet is far to much of a lady to be toying with undergarments in a car park . So that leaves Sir Elton John or MJ
The way I see it is, you've got two options
A) burn them
B) bury them next to that demonic doll you got for Christmas and hope none of it comes back to haunt you
I'm thinking it's the opening volley in Miss Scarlet's FGES quest.
Heed the warning Mr Beastie...
Miss Scarlets/MJ's plot to recover the FGES is perhaps in train...
A Christmas visit from Miss Scarlet... though honourable... posed the perfect cover for a recon mission. what exactly did She and Mr C discuss over copious cocktails one might well ask?
My lips are sealed.
Sx
*sneaks back to click box
Sx
*tiptoes quietly out of the room but not before winking knowingly at someone in this very room*
I back Cyberpete on his suggestion. Bury then with that xmas decoration soonest.
Ugh.
Ms Scarlet...how could you?
It is indeed a message, Mr Beastie...
Whereth one hande giveth the othereth hande taketh awayeth.
I seem to have developed a lispeth...
Sx
Pete , I can go and dig up the neighbours garden AGAIN so I will have to burn them .
XL and Princess , it may well be Miss Scarlet and MJ up to there usual shenanigans , and lord knows what Miss S and Mr C were talking about but it was probably along the line of 'I really love you , your my best friend....blah blah blah after the volley of shots and quaffing of foaming champagne flutes .
Miss Scarlet and MJ . We can all see you and its rude to whisper and point .
Miss Roses . Well said Miss Scarlet is being very naughty
Next is the horsehead ...
...has anyone seen my red bible? and my leopard print uns?
*is cold and godless*
It's either from an admirer or a new cult is recruiting!
pffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttt
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp
Tinkle tinkle - I am discretely ringing the bell... thought I ought to explain.
Sx
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Beastbites is issueing a severe wind warning
*YAWN*
*Tinkles again*
Sx
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