Not content with pinching our savings in the great Icesave swindle ,thus forcing poor Frobisher to earn a few extra pennies to supplement his meagre pension desporting himself of an evening dressed as a lady. Those Zany Icelanders are at it again
On this occasion the devils are wafting a great cloud of volcanic ash over the UK .This has not only bought our aviation industry to a grinding halt .It will probably add insult to injury and probably drop a foul mess all over poor Mr C's newly steam cleaned pristine back passage.
As an antidote to all this appalling behaviour The Beast scoured the interwebs for amusing facts about Iceland.
In short there don't seem to be any .....except (get ready to tape up those splitting sides)
ICELANDERS DO NOT HAVE SURNAMES
As I wring out my mirth moistened underwear , I noticed that the other interesting fact is that most of the Icelandic forbears came from Norway and Iceland has an abundance of fish
So we know how they amuse themselves on those long dark winter nights(Which last 20 hours)
***Gives knowing nod to Miss MJ***
Miss Scarlets fish finger fan pales in comparison
20 comments:
Oooo, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned Norwegian fish whipping!
Isn't Bjork from Iceland? Perhaps Iceland could make some money if they offered a safari tour where people can catch pictures of Bjork in her swan dress, foraging for fish.
I'll keep my fish finger fan to myself then.
Good day, Mr Beastie.
*Huffs out in a storm of scarlet*
Sx
Clicking your fish-whipping pic *emsmallens* it. Beast you've gone too far.
I guess that your "Hot Rock Icelandic Fish with Glacier Jus" is off the Menu?...
Icelanders are also primarily made up of cheapskate (or just downright poor) mums, who have little to no regard what kind of 'food' (and I use the term in the palest sense) they heat up for their monstrous progeny.
MJ said...
Oooo, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned Norwegian fish whipping!
I knew you were a devotee Miss MJ.....pass the halibut and assume the position
eroswings said...
Isn't Bjork from Iceland? Perhaps Iceland could make some money if they offered a safari tour where people can catch pictures of Bjork in her swan dress, foraging for fish.
Bjork is a bit scary , and to my mind should be sent to sit in the naughty corner until she stops attention seeking
Scarlet Blue said...
I'll keep my fish finger fan to myself then.
Good day, Mr Beastie.
*Huffs out in a storm of scarlet*
Pfffffffffft , storm off with your fishy comestibles then Miss Scarlet and see if we care
inkspot said...
Clicking your fish-whipping pic *emsmallens* it. Beast you've gone too far.
The Beast has gone minimalist Mr Inky , you will all be doing its soon
Princess said...
I guess that your "Hot Rock Icelandic Fish with Glacier Jus" is off the Menu?...
Never Princess , Miss MJ is merely tenderising the fish and instilling a little staff discipline
Inexplicable DeVice said...
Icelanders are also primarily made up of cheapskate (or just downright poor) mums, who have little to no regard what kind of 'food' (and I use the term in the palest sense) they heat up for their monstrous progeny.
Iceland THE COUNTRY Mr Device not your favourite supermarket
* gasp *
How DARE you!
I haven't set foot in an Iceland since 1998. And that was only becasue it was the only 'shop' in miles that sold bread - Curiously, the bread wasn't frozen...
A likely story , your the Kery Kantona of East Angular
I am pretty sure the whole thing has been got up to take our minds off the election. I mean - where is Iceland? Does it exist or is it in a Philip Pulllman novel?
I'd try a good fishwhipping if my my ash wasn't so volcanic.
mutleythedog said...
I am pretty sure the whole thing has been got up to take our minds off the election. I mean - where is Iceland? Does it exist or is it in a Philip Pulllman novel?
Oh it excists Mr Mutley as you well know being the darling of the Icelandic Dogging Fraternity
donn said...
I'd try a good fishwhipping if my my ash wasn't so volcanic.
Could lead to a nasty eruption in the trouser region Mr D
Where is this week's post?
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They don't need surnames when the population is 2 and they're married.
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