Thursday, 15 April 2010

NORDIC NAUGHTINESS

Not content with pinching our savings in the great Icesave swindle ,thus forcing poor Frobisher to earn a few  extra pennies to supplement his meagre pension desporting himself of an evening dressed as a lady. Those Zany Icelanders are at it again













On this occasion the devils are wafting a great cloud of volcanic ash over the UK .This has not only bought our aviation industry to a grinding halt .It will probably add insult to injury  and probably drop a foul mess all over poor Mr C's newly steam cleaned pristine back passage.

As an antidote to all this appalling behaviour The Beast scoured the interwebs for amusing facts about Iceland.
In short there don't seem to be any .....except (get ready to tape up those splitting sides)


ICELANDERS DO NOT HAVE SURNAMES

As I wring out my mirth moistened underwear , I noticed that the other interesting fact is that most of the Icelandic forbears came from Norway and Iceland has an abundance of fish
So we know how they amuse themselves on those long dark winter nights(Which last 20 hours)
***Gives knowing nod to Miss MJ***
 Miss Scarlets fish finger fan pales in comparison

21 comments:

MJ said...

Oooo, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned Norwegian fish whipping!

eroswings said...

Isn't Bjork from Iceland? Perhaps Iceland could make some money if they offered a safari tour where people can catch pictures of Bjork in her swan dress, foraging for fish.

Scarlet Blue said...

I'll keep my fish finger fan to myself then.
Good day, Mr Beastie.
*Huffs out in a storm of scarlet*
Sx

inkspot said...

Clicking your fish-whipping pic *emsmallens* it. Beast you've gone too far.

Princess said...

I guess that your "Hot Rock Icelandic Fish with Glacier Jus" is off the Menu?...

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Icelanders are also primarily made up of cheapskate (or just downright poor) mums, who have little to no regard what kind of 'food' (and I use the term in the palest sense) they heat up for their monstrous progeny.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Oooo, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned Norwegian fish whipping!

I knew you were a devotee Miss MJ.....pass the halibut and assume the position

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Isn't Bjork from Iceland? Perhaps Iceland could make some money if they offered a safari tour where people can catch pictures of Bjork in her swan dress, foraging for fish.

Bjork is a bit scary , and to my mind should be sent to sit in the naughty corner until she stops attention seeking

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
I'll keep my fish finger fan to myself then.
Good day, Mr Beastie.
*Huffs out in a storm of scarlet*

Pfffffffffft , storm off with your fishy comestibles then Miss Scarlet and see if we care

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Clicking your fish-whipping pic *emsmallens* it. Beast you've gone too far.

The Beast has gone minimalist Mr Inky , you will all be doing its soon

BEAST said...

Princess said...
I guess that your "Hot Rock Icelandic Fish with Glacier Jus" is off the Menu?...

Never Princess , Miss MJ is merely tenderising the fish and instilling a little staff discipline

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Icelanders are also primarily made up of cheapskate (or just downright poor) mums, who have little to no regard what kind of 'food' (and I use the term in the palest sense) they heat up for their monstrous progeny.

Iceland THE COUNTRY Mr Device not your favourite supermarket

Inexplicable DeVice said...

* gasp *

How DARE you!

I haven't set foot in an Iceland since 1998. And that was only becasue it was the only 'shop' in miles that sold bread - Curiously, the bread wasn't frozen...

BEAST said...

A likely story , your the Kery Kantona of East Angular

mutleythedog said...

I am pretty sure the whole thing has been got up to take our minds off the election. I mean - where is Iceland? Does it exist or is it in a Philip Pulllman novel?

donn said...

I'd try a good fishwhipping if my my ash wasn't so volcanic.

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I am pretty sure the whole thing has been got up to take our minds off the election. I mean - where is Iceland? Does it exist or is it in a Philip Pulllman novel?

Oh it excists Mr Mutley as you well know being the darling of the Icelandic Dogging Fraternity

BEAST said...

donn said...
I'd try a good fishwhipping if my my ash wasn't so volcanic.

Could lead to a nasty eruption in the trouser region Mr D

MJ said...

You are missing Taz and Pig’s Supermarket Scum!

Scarlet Blue said...

Where is this week's post?
Sx

UBERMOUTH said...

They don't need surnames when the population is 2 and they're married.

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