Wednesday, 23 September 2009

LARGE PORTIONS

It is said that vegetables are good for one .
The Beast can report this is not always the case .
Last night dear reader , the agent of my undoing was the humble carrot.










The Beast is an avid reader of Blogging lifestyle Guru Miss MJ and lives by her maxim that Less is more .
Miss MJ usually demonstrates this ethos using wall to wall pictures of saggy old men wearing very few clothes .




















Following a bollocking of biblical proportions viz a viz insufficient portions from Dorchesters favourite restaurateur Mr C .
The Beast now realises that as Miss Fiona Funbags admirably demonstrates that while less is more when applied to clothing that more is better applies to most other things.

20 comments:

MJ said...

Last night dear reader , the agent of my undoing was the humble carrot.

So we see.

BEAST said...

Did you take a healthy snack with you while out dogging Miss MJ ???

Scarlet-Blue said...

Don't click on the link... but I am stupid... and I always do. Will I ever learn?
Sx

eroswings said...

I clicked on the link--It's all about sushi and veggies, the secret to Asians being so thin!

What kind of carrots do they serve at Cafe C? The baby kind or the long uncut ones? Do they serve them with some of that tangy white creamy sauce?

MJ said...

*fanny farts in Beast's direction*

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Beastie likes a big strong wind.
*sends more fanny farts in his direction*
Sx

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I clicked on the link--It's all about sushi and veggies, the secret to Asians being so thin!
There is a big fat one works in my local take away

What kind of carrots do they serve at Cafe C? The baby kind or the long uncut ones? Do they serve them with some of that tangy white creamy sauce?

We serve carrot battons , boiled aldente. Baby carrots would leave feeling cheated and long uncut ones wold be a bit of a mouthfull and a cream sauce would put off our vegetarian chums

BEAST said...

***SPRAYS MJ and MISS SCARLET WITH FEBREZE***

Piggy and Tazzy said...

Do vegetables frighten you, Beast?

I bet the nearest you get to vegetables is a packet of cheese and onions crisps.

MJ said...

Come check out the comments on my "Birthday Cake" post.

Apparently Ms. Nations is now residing inside a tomato.

MJ said...

*waves courgette menacingly at Beast*

BEAST said...

Piggy and Tazzy said...
Do vegetables frighten you, Beast?
I aint afraid of no veg

I bet the nearest you get to vegetables is a packet of cheese and onions crisps.
How dare you , my oven roasted med veg is the toast of Dorchester

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Come check out the comments on my "Birthday Cake" post.

Apparently Ms. Nations is now residing inside a tomato.
Oh lord what has she been smoking

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*waves courgette menacingly at Beast*
***Produces marrow and chases MJ roundthe room***

Donn w/2nz said...

Poor Fiona is an object for your pity/desire and not your scorn.

She is as the good Lard made her..
that would be Dr Lard the ogglementation specialist.

While I'm on the topic of overcompensation, might I take this opportunity to congratulate John Varley on showing such restraint in his pay packet.
The lads at Reuters made such a fuss about Banking CEO's grabbing gigantic luscious handfulls of boob..er loot.

*clicks off photo of Feelona

savannah said...

*ouch*

photoshop is an incredible toy, sugar! xoxox

Pearl said...

Whatever that poor woman's drinking is doing terrible things to her figure. Should the ship go down, however, she's sure to stay afloat.
Ack.
Pearl

mutleythedog said...

But what exactly did you do with a carrot Mr B? The curate has 18 cans of 'Gold label' if you are interested... also a few ounces of puff...

Kate said...

I am wondering what I have stumbled into to.... made me laugh though

BEAST said...

Donn , I wonder what it was about the picture of shy and retiring Fiona that made you think of massive bonuses.....
Savannah . Sadly I think they are all too real.
Pearl and she will never be stuck for a talking point at dinner parties .
Mr Mutley . I didnt cook enough of them.....well I did actually , but someone was rather too free and easy with them , leaving us short on the final meal.The curate is a disgrace and should be defrocked immediatley.
Kate we all wonder that.....the answer is drivel , by the bucket load

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