Thursday, 3 September 2009

COMING SOON!














Kieth , exhausted from minutes of frenzied Napkin folding tries desperatly to take a short nap , His plans are foiled by a fretting Frobisher having a Pre Love Parade wardrobe dilemma
'Can I run in slingbacks?????'
'Are gold hotpants , a gas mask and nipple clamps just too much????'
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Apologies for not posting for a bit , in mitigation , last Sunday was The Dorchester Love Parade hosted and organised by Mr C/Cafe C .


Understandably this involved a lot of stress , preparation , work and clean up .All involved are completely knackered .


Beast will be posting his take on the event shortly (Grins evilly)


If however you feel the need for the 'truth' , search For the Dorset Echo once you are on thier site then search for Dorchester Love Parade , you can read their articles on the event .

12 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

Sling-backs attract the best sort of pursuers, so what's the point of running?
Sx

BEAST said...

Frobishers life long addiction to shoplifting Miss Scarlet !

Frobisher said...

?????

MJ said...

Here is the link to the Dorset Echo article.

Apparently, Beast was too knackered to provide a link for us so Mistress MJ has thoughtfully taken the liberty.

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
?????

Questions , questions Mr Frobisher

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Here is the link to the Dorset Echo article.

Apparently, Beast was too knackered to provide a link for us so Mistress MJ has thoughtfully taken the liberty.

Why thank you Miss MJ , that was indeed very thoughtful

Donn said...

Wow it's already time for the Dorchester Love Parade where anything can happen?

If memory serves, I believe it was the year last, that you and others were detained at the local constabulary for disturbing the peace at some ungodly hour?

Yeah yeah that was you. It was you and Long John Baldry, Princess Beatrice, James Burke, Susan Boyle and that insufferable Ronny Wood...
apparently none of you lot can hold-'is-liquor!?

Inexplicable DeVice said...

We don't want truth. We want unashamed gossip and innuendo!

Although, possibly with less in the way of nipple clamps.

eroswings said...

I went to that link and saw that pic...I guess Frobisher went with the pink prom dress to accentuate his coloring. Good choice.

But what surprised me the most was this line:

“The town crier, Alistair Chisholm, did an amazing job of announcing us as we set off down South Street.”

You actually have town criers? In this day and age? What else do y'all still have? Chamberpots? Stakes to roast the wicked and heretics? Are y'all still using spinning wheels to make clothes and grounding flour at the mill? Has the printing press made an appearance?

BEAST said...

Donn said...
Wow it's already time for the Dorchester Love Parade where anything can happen?
It Did , It was AWESOME

If memory serves, I believe it was the year last, that you and others were detained at the local constabulary for disturbing the peace at some ungodly hour?
The Cafe C Belly Dancers got a little over excited , what can I say

Yeah yeah that was you. It was you and Long John Baldry, Princess Beatrice, James Burke, Susan Boyle and that insufferable Ronny Wood...
apparently none of you lot can hold-'is-liquor!?
One expects better of minor royals , thats all I have to say on the matter

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
We don't want truth. We want unashamed gossip and innuendo!
Denials are tantamount to an admittance as far as Beastbites is concerned

Although, possibly with less in the way of nipple clamps.
Enough said Mr I , we don't want you reliving some past horror do we

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I went to that link and saw that pic...I guess Frobisher went with the pink prom dress to accentuate his coloring. Good choice.
That was not Frobisher with the Balloons Mr E , that was Charity ....Mr F was dressed as a pirate . I have no idea why

But what surprised me the most was this line:

“The town crier, Alistair Chisholm, did an amazing job of announcing us as we set off down South Street.”
Oh Yea , Oh Yea Make way for the Love Parade

You actually have town criers? In this day and age? What else do y'all still have? Chamberpots? Stakes to roast the wicked and heretics? Are y'all still using spinning wheels to make clothes and grounding flour at the mill? Has the printing press made an appearance?
The answers to your questions are yes , yes - but witches only unless its a market day , yes , yes and occasionally

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