Monday, 21 September 2009

Conspiracy......



When Miss Scarlet recently fanny farted in my comments lounge

Was she perhaps hinting at this biography

Is the ginger hair another subtle clue

Has a cake been 'airbrushed' from the jacket picture

Has anyone ever seen Miss Scarlet , Miss MJ and Mr Frobisher in the same room

Has Donn ever categorically denied he is the love child of Old Knudsen and Nancy Reagan

Why do Mr C and Frobisher keep Beast locked away in the kitchen like a modern day Cinderella

What is Miss First Nations doing on her hiatus

I leave you gentle reader to theorise as to the most obvious answers to these perplexing questions

10 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

Oh my God, who am I?
Sx
Pfft...Pffft...Pffffffffffffffft.

BEAST said...

I suspect a ginger minx called Mary Jane FROBISHER

Scarlet-Blue said...

Now I've been accused of being many people, but never Frobisher!
Sx
Okay, it's a fair cop. I am Frobisher.

Anonymous said...

ALL BY MY SELF,ALL BYYYYYYY MY SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

eroswings said...

Ms First Nation is probably busy cultivating the crop that is the livelihood of the Northwest--pot. It's only a matter of time before the harvest.

This fanny fart, is that British for queef?

MJ said...

Are you suggesting I am the Holy Trinity?

Ms. Nations is eating Cream of Sum Yung Gai at the Young Dong Garden.

Yes, Eros. The fanny fart is a queef.

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
Now I've been accused of being many people, but never Frobisher!
Sx
Okay, it's a fair cop. I am Frobisher.

Hmmmmm I suspect a double bluff

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
ALL BY MY SELF,ALL BYYYYYYY MY SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
I am not suprised with that singing voice

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Ms First Nation is probably busy cultivating the crop that is the livelihood of the Northwest--pot. It's only a matter of time before the harvest.
She is more likelyboiling up heaps of tomato sauce and spending 5 days making gravy

This fanny fart, is that British for queef?
I thought queef was the wrinkly old rolling stone

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Are you suggesting I am the Holy Trinity?
Iam sugesting nothing Miss MJ

Ms. Nations is eating Cream of Sum Yung Gai at the Young Dong Garden.
Bang Bang Chicken ???

Yes, Eros. The fanny fart is a queef. I am still convinced its one of the Rolling stones

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