Monday, 6 July 2009

PARENTAL PANDEMONIUM




Ma and Pa Beasty have just trundled off , after a two day visit.
Love em to death and all that , but its like having the Gremlins in the house , they move all my furniture around when I am not looking 'because it looks better that way' . Change all the contents about in the cupboards because 'I don't have a logical mind' .
Argue about everything I say , squabble with each other , fidget , constantly run about doing 'things' , force feed me and tell me long incomprehensible stories that don't make any sense , squabble all thru dinner , make loud embarrassing comments in public . within half a day I start twitching .
Today we went out for a trip to Weymouth and then wandered back past Dorchester and dropped in on the Cafe to visit with Mr C and have lunch - which was delicious , Ma Beasty has long wanted to adopt Mr C , originally on the premise ( I cant remember why) that As all her own children were blithering idiots and Mr C was certainly as bad she wanted to adopt him and have a full matching set , now she just want to feed him up , wash his clothes and re arrange his furniture - Silly old bat :-))

10 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Ma Beasty should just wade in and give Mr C the mothering he needs. Deep down, he knows he wants it.

Hammer said...

Force fed? I hope they didn't use a feeding tube and a blender.

eroswings said...

Your mother sounds like a saint, esp. the part about wanting to adopt Mr C.

Enjoy the company of your parents for as long you can.

Donn said...

You're not foolin' anyone, you love it!

Naturally they're weird, embarrasing and disruptive, it's their second childhood. Personally I can hardly wait to start mine ;)

inkspot said...

Beast, are you an only beast? In case that's right I just wanted to say that I have some kind of reverse sympathy for you, given that Mlle Inkspot is an only inkspot and her parents embarrass the hell out of her. [Gives Beast manly pat on shoulder.]

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Ma Beasty should just wade in and give Mr C the mothering he needs. Deep down, he knows he wants it.
I am all for that plan Mr B I shall drive her back to Dorchester this instant

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
Force fed? I hope they didn't use a feeding tube and a blender.
Mr H , Ma Beasty is like the Borg
Resistance is futile

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Your mother sounds like a saint, esp. the part about wanting to adopt Mr C.

Enjoy the company of your parents for as long you can.
Oh I will Mr E , we have a laugh :-~)

BEAST said...

Donn said...
You're not foolin' anyone, you love it!
Pfffft

Naturally they're weird, embarrasing and disruptive, it's their second childhood. Personally I can hardly wait to start mine ;)
If only they had that excuse Donn , they have always been like this

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Beast, are you an only beast? In case that's right I just wanted to say that I have some kind of reverse sympathy for you, given that Mlle Inkspot is an only inkspot and her parents embarrass the hell out of her. [Gives Beast manly pat on shoulder.]
Inky , their are two others Beast Major and Beast Minor , but there is plenty of parental love and madness to spread around

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