Wednesday, 22 November 2017

BUSY BUSY BUSY


As our  Mr C steams off into the sunset like a battleship in full sail .In need of a holiday apparently due to the constant stresses and strains of dealing with my dreadful attitude and constant bad behaviour .
Poor Beast has been unceremoniously landed with dog and Café C.
Hourly texts demand instant action on a full range of chores while Wolf dog Toby merrily shreds my duvet , shits in the flower beds and barks his damn fool head off at anything that moves.

The fucking mug says it all .
Be back soon bitches
:-)



11 comments:

eroswings said...

Good luck and Best wishes on running things. It's hard work being an overseer of minions. Don't forget to reward yourself with a cup of hot chocolate and a treat as a reward for all your hard work.

Also, at least the dog is providing some sort of early warning system...and is trying to fertilize the flower bed. And is telling you to buy a new duvet...

Stay safe, warm, and healthy!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

You mean to say that Toby has had your duvet in his mouth and lived to tell the tale?!?

Actually, perhaps that's why he's shitting in your flower beds...

The Mistress said...

Isn’t it time you got rid of that SpongeBob duvet?

Ms Scarlet said...

I have a cold. Do you visit??? Do you phone??? Do you send chocolate??? Do you??? No. You just whinge about poor Mr C. The things that poor man has to put up with - it beggars belief. It's no wonder he has to go on holiday 51 weeks of the year. He is a saint. I hope you have bought him a marvellous Christmas present to make up for your mardy behaviour. Godspeed, Mr C!
SX

Anonymous said...

Excuses excuses excuses, all excuses for lack of blogging.

dinahmow said...

And there you have it - Mr Mago has hit the nail on the head.

Now, find one of those slobbery balls and take Toby out for a game.

The Mistress said...

Dinah, please do not mention Beast's slobbery balls.

eroswings said...

Dear Beast,

I hope that you and your loved ones are well and doing fine. Happy Holidays to you and yours. Merry Christmas!

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May the Holidays fill you with peace, joy, and comfort. And May the New Year bring you good fortune, keep you in good health, and surround you with good food, good company, and good times. Be safe, be warm, and be happy. Cheers!

The Mistress said...

Happy Christmas, Beast! I hope you'll join us again in the New Year.

eroswings said...

To Beast, loved ones, and friends/fiends ;)
Happy New Year!!!
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May the New Year keep y'all healthy, hearty, and full of good spirits. And May y'all be surrounded by good fortune, good friends, and good times. Cheers and Best wishes to y'all. Be safe. Be warm. Be happy.

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