Wednesday, 11 June 2014

I HEARD A RUMOUR

Having moved from a city to a village I am astounded that everyone knows everyone and all their business (real and imagined)

12 comments:

BEAST said...

Fuck ! Was just trying out the blogger phone app and published before I was finished GGrrr

Ms Scarlet said...

I think I get the gist of it though...
Someone was downwind of a chickpea curry night.
Or something :-)
Sx

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Do you find that the real business is much more gossip-worthy than the imagined? It's hard to make up some of the goings on that happen in the country.

MJ said...

I'm picturing you in a "Last of the Summer Wine" setting, attending a local tea party with the other village ladies.

63mago said...

It's all true !

MJ said...

Miss Scarlet makes a good point.

I'm sure your gastrointestinal disorders are the talk of the town.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Ugh! Thanks MJ, now I can't get the image of Beast wearing Nora Batty's wrinkled tights and carrying his Roy Cropper bag out of my head!

MJ said...

Remember this photo of Beast with his Roy Cropper bag?

Inexplicable DeVice said...

How could I forget, MJ?!

* scrunches eyes shut after scrolling down in error *

BEAST said...

That was Mr C's bag to be precise . I was just carrying it as no other lazy fecker would

eroswings said...

One of the perils of living in a small town is that everyone really is all up in your business.

Does the village have internet access? Introduce your new neighbors to youtube and online porn and I'm pretty sure they'll become too busy to start gossiping on the street corner.

eroswings said...

Happy Holidays, Beast! I wish you and your family and friends a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! Cheers!!!

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