Friday, 23 May 2014
BEAST IS BACK
What you may ask has Beast been up to for a year. that dear reader is very good question. I got made redundant in December 2012 from my 26 year career and then spent basically a year floundering about full time working at Cafe C ( which didn't work out well ) , selling my house 3 times , buying a house , which dragged on till feb 2014 , due in part to the Church of England land grabbing half my garden ( I kid you not , i had to beat the pinching prelates off with a battery of solicitors and stout stick ) and a swarm of wasps occupying my house which i had to fumigate the feck out of. Renovations commenced on an ever decreasing budget but i have finally manged to get the house into a very basic liveable space within the last month. Mr C hates my choice of blinds , choice of kitchen worktop , choice of handles, me and is refusing pointblank to visit. . I don't much like his curtains so we are currently at a mexican standoff . I will publish pics when I find where I stashed them
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15 comments:
Yes... I already told them that you moved...
:-)
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Hello Mr. Beast, nice to see you again !
You did cash in three times on one house - how did you do this ?
No, Mr Mags, his house sale fell through several times. We were having a race to see who could sell our houses first... it was quite exciting... we both had slow dithering buyers.
I sold first eventually!
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Thank you, Miss Scarlet, for acting as Mr. Beastie's interpreter.
Is he off his meds or just a little befuddled?
I'm curious as to whether the wasp fumigation was of the chick-pea curry related type?
I entered this blog expecting to find crows pecking at a carcass, and here you are, risen from the dead, still complaining about Mr C! I hope they gave you a good payoff after 26 years of sweat and toil.
I think he's gone again...
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La bestia e mobile ...
Appalling. Two years on and he still hasn't replied to his comments.
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Knickers!
Gussets! Elastic!
SANITARY TOWELS.
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It’s back!
And it’s wearing a purple Lurex posing pouch!
Ms Mistress, in five years time and after we've changed our avatars/names etc, he might show up again.... stil in the same sweaty old suit.
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The same sweaty old suit ... with new stains.
.....and a stinky duvet so stinky that it would make Fabreze dissolve on contact....
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