Monday, 17 May 2010

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED





As if working seven days a week  , enduring Mr C's 'Tough Love' bipolariod management techniques and Frobisher's alterego Mavis publically ripping me to shreds every time I venture from the safety of my kitchen to deliver trays of spotless glasses and crockery to the bar wasn't bad enough . Cafe C has a new torture to make my working hours a living nightmare .
TRANIEOAKE
Oh yes , two blokes , two wigs, two glittery frocks , a karaoke machine and not a functioning vocal cord between them.
It would have made me weep if I wasnt tone deaf

26 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

If you didn't weep, did you gouge your eyes out instead?

MJ said...

Has Mr. Frobisher cloned himself?

eroswings said...

Let me guess the playlist:

Lola by the Kinks

I'm Every Woman by Chaka Khan

You Make Me Feel (like a natural woman) by Aretha Franklin

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper

Giving Him Something He Can Feel by Envogue

And of course,

Man, I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain


I thought trannies usually just lip sync. Perhaps some choreography could make trannieoke a more pleasant experience.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Swings forgot 'I will survive'...
Maybe this should be your anthem, Mr Beastie, it'll shut 'em up.
Sx

Princess said...

I can send you some earplugs if that would help Mr Beast.
Have you thought of offering your performers mandatory Gags?...
Turn it into a contest. the one that gets theirs on first, before the music starts, gets shown the door... the loser gets the consolation prize which they can collect from outside on the footpath...

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
If you didn't weep, did you gouge your eyes out instead?
It was tempting to gouge them out and stuff them in my ears :-)

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Has Mr. Frobisher cloned himself
He does have a mad gleam in his eye of late Miss MJ and one occasionally catches him sat in Mr C's leather chair , stroking Lloyd and cackling maniacally

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Let me guess the playlist:

Lola by the Kinks

I'm Every Woman by Chaka Khan

You Make Me Feel (like a natural woman) by Aretha Franklin

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper

Giving Him Something He Can Feel by Envogue

And of course,

Man, I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain


I thought trannies usually just lip sync. Perhaps some choreography could make trannieoke a more pleasant experience.
I have blotted the aweful experience from my memory Mr E , but I am having flashbacks of a trully gruesome rendering of Bohemian Rhapsody that would make your ears bleed

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
Mr Swings forgot 'I will survive'...
Maybe this should be your anthem, Mr Beastie, it'll shut 'em up.

I meditate at my sink Miss Scarlet , transporting me and the love mitten to a better place

BEAST said...

Princess said...
I can send you some earplugs if that would help Mr Beast.
Have you thought of offering your performers mandatory Gags?...
Turn it into a contest. the one that gets theirs on first, before the music starts, gets shown the door... the loser gets the consolation prize which they can collect from outside on the footpath...
And deprive our discerning clientelle the full cafe C eperience , besides it ensures a rapturous welcome when Mavis takes the stage by storm like an avenging midly slutty angel

MJ said...

Oh look! It is now May 20th in England.

Happy birthday, Mr. PoopyPants!

Tazzy and Piggy said...

Happy Birthday!

Oink :@)

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Happy birthday, Beast!

Have a smashing day, old bean. Not if you're working at Cafe C, though. Methinks Mr C wouldn't be best pleased at having to fork out for new crockery...

eroswings said...

Happy Birthday, Beast!!!

**...***...**
___i_i_i___
[o*o*o*o*]
[\/\/\/\/\/\]
[o*o*o*o*]

Cheers and Best wishes for many more wonderful years full of laughter, fun, and friends!

Scarlet Blue said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I expect you to buy me a cake now.
Sx

Roses said...

Happy **th Birthday!

Popped over to see who else was about and if there is ***E.

Hope you have a good drunken one.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Oh look! It is now May 20th in England.

Happy birthday, Mr. PoopyPants!

Thank you Miss Mj , and thank you for you touching Birthday post , packed full of informative facts and blatant lies :-)

BEAST said...

Tazzy and Piggy said...
Happy Birthday!

Oink :@)

Thank you P & T , I thought I could hear the celebratory clatter of cloven hoofs

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Happy birthday, Beast!

Have a smashing day, old bean. Not if you're working at Cafe C, though. Methinks Mr C wouldn't be best pleased at having to fork out for new crockery...

I am always getting accused of breaking things anyway , altho many have remarked I wash up with the grace and precision of an olympic gymnast......you try doing a triple back flip while washing a mountain of plates.....its not easy

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Happy Birthday, Beast!!!

**...***...**
___i_i_i___
[o*o*o*o*]
[\/\/\/\/\/\]
[o*o*o*o*]

Cheers and Best wishes for many more wonderful years full of laughter, fun, and friends!

According to Mr C , I dont have many years left , but I have plans to hang on in there , a toothless decrepid , evil smelling old thing hanging around in the kitchen harping on about the good old days......no change there then :-)

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I expect you to buy me a cake now.

***Slathers bottom with butter and reverses into Miss Scarlets lounge picture picture window***

BEAST said...

Roses said...
Happy **th Birthday!

Popped over to see who else was about and if there is ***E.

Hope you have a good drunken one
Its my 49th Miss Roses and thank you for your salutations , there will be no drinking for me today as its the middle of my work week , so I will gorge on sugary delights instead :-)

mago said...

Happy Birthday, Beast.

BEAST said...

Thank you Mago

MJ said...

*post-birthday cake fart*

BEAST said...

***hands Miss MJ a wet wipe***

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